Alright, fellow readers of JTHM. I have made a discovery and or am the only one who would put something like this up. Either way! I have an announcement to make.
Nny is a vampire.
Now be for you say, "Oh she's just one of those stupid bitches that have to make a character in every story a vampire to make it 'kewl' and messes up the entire story" wait! Ok. I'm just saying that it makes sense!
Like the paint the wall with blood thing, yes there is a monster in it, But was it there to begin with? Maybe the proximity to a vampire and all the murder and hateful feelings did something. Like a lot of ghosts are made from hatful feelings of live people and don't you think that a lot of those people weren't FULL of feelings? Maybe that made the creature, and because the fact that Nny was the only living creature around it for so long pressed his beliefs onto it. Turning it into the creature that it is now. Keeping it restrained because it needs rules for it's existence and since Nny had a hand in creating it he was it's God.
And then the fact that he loves brainfreezys. The fact that they are red sort of explains that.
The hate of humans? Probably from when he was human and then reinforced from turning into a vampire. It probably altered his thought process.
The fact that he's nuts? The guy's starving for goodness sake! I mean he never eats what he's supposed to! That usually brings about some weirdness and that also explains why he's so THIN.
Why he's so strong? He's a vampire. And it's probably from blood sugar that vampires get strength and since he drinks the freezys that are pretty much liquid sugar . . .
Why he never dies? Vampires are killed from a beheading or stake through the heart. That hasn't happened. Yes his head was shot, but he didn't lose all his brain or get it unattached from his body.
If you agree with me then praise me. PRAISE ME!!
If you think I'm full of hooey. WELL BRING IT!! I have no problem defending this.