A/N: After the ending TB gave us I was not going to continue. But my little vampires I am going to give you my special addition. Which basically means some late night fun that goes to far. Some time in jail. I think it'll be pretty fun. Lose everything you know about the finale right now. Because this is just going way off track of that.


|Sookie Stackhouse: Had a pillow fight with Eric Norhtman, Bill Compton, Jessica Hamby, and Jason Stackhouse.

Eric Northman: So much fun.

Jason Stackhouse: A little rough...

Sookie Stackhouse: Someone is fixing the whole in my wall.

Jessica Hamby: NOT IT!

Bill Compton: NOT IT!

Eric Northman: Technically its MY wall.

Sookie Stackhouse: Then you fix it...and pay for Jasons doctor bill.

Jessica hamby: He could just drink some blood.

Bill Compton: Jessica!

Jason Stackhouse: Doors unlocked.

Bill Compton: Jason!

Jessica Hamby: Already gone.

Bill Compton: Anybody!

Sookie Stackhouse: Shut up Bill.


Sam Merlott has joined Facebook.

Sam Merlott is now friends with Sookie-wah wah and 50 others.

| Lala-licous: Bout time hooka. Facebook been jumping.

Sam Merlott: Sookie made me get i t.

LaLa-Licous: Of course.

Sam Merlott: I guess I can promote Merlotts on here.

LaLa-Licous: Oh that is lame.

Sookie Stackhouse: SAM!

Sam Merlott: Hey Sook.

Sookie Stackhouse: Knock knock

Sam Merlott: Who is it

Sookie Stackhouse: You just ruined my joke!


Worst Moments in Bon Temp:

Sookie Stackhouse: Jason pushing Bill off my porch.

LaLa-Licous: Chile how'd he push Bill?

Bill Compton: I wasn't looking.

Jason Stackhouse: Naw bubba that ain't right. Eric was kneeling behind him and I pushed him and he fell over Eric.

Bill Compton: Don't make me attack you with a rock Bubba.

Jason Stackhouse: A rock?

Sookie Stackhouse: Stop calling each other bubba its weird.


Bill Compton has changed name to Bubba Bill

Eric Northman has changed name to Bubba E

Jason Stackhouse has changed name to J Bubba

|Sookie Stackhouse: I liked it better when you hated each other.

| Bubba Bill: I don't sound as cool.

Bubba E: Nothing can help you.

J Bubba: Bubba Bill makes you the big brother thats smaller than the little brothers.

Bubba Bill: You gotta be kiddin me.

Sookie Stackhouse: Kiddin you? You gotta me kiddin me. STOP BEING NICE!

Bubba E: Take a chill pill Sookie.

Sookie Stackhouse: I'll give you a pill.

Bubbe E: What?

J Bubba: Just run. RUUUUUN.


A/N: I'm back.