Erm... Family Song... Thing

(Sortof to the tune of Advance Australia Fair, but with some variations)

My uncle is Lord Voldemort, He lives across the sea, And when it is my birthday time, He sends flowers for me.

My aunty is Galadriel, She has a bowl of water, Most people think she's really nice, But Boromir thinks "Sorta"

My uncle is Professor Snape, He lives across the road, And when I'm really bad he, Turns me into a toad.

© Celebhiril 2002