One day when Mario was saving the Princess, Bowser was moping so Mario walked over and said "whats wrong da Bowser?" then Bowser said "FUCK OFF MARIO!" then Mario asked if it was okay to save the Princess and Bowser said "I TOLD YOU TO FUCK OFF!" then Mario said "you can tell me im your best friend!" then Bowser said "its that fucking donkey Kong and your" then Mario asked "but why me" then Bowser said "you break in and give me broken bones and you never payed them and its only two dollars and you broke my things like my floor that's why there are only blocks" that was my next question said Mario then mario said "can i save the Princess i only have one minuet of time left" then Bowser said "sure Mario" so Mario went and saved the Princess and when Mario was leaving with the Princess he said to Bowser "im going to Donkey Kong cause he does not FUCKING cry like a FUCKING wimp" then Bowser said "i will sue you mario then i you sue Donkey Kong MHWA HA HA HA" on the court day...
this is Sonic the hedgehog video game court reporter lets see who Bowser has as his lawyer inside the court house...
but you are my lawyer you do as i say and i say don't sing that song! I CANT HEAR YOU said Brak then Brak sang "I'M A TACO I'M A TACO I'M A TACO"
and that is Bowser's lawyer Brak from cartoon planet! and now lets see what Donkey Kong is doing
im jest so fabulous
that's what Donkey Kong is doing and he said for me to tell you his lawyer is ZORAK and there is a mystery person that was sued and his lawyer is SPACE GHOST ... i WAS JEST INFORMED THE CASE IS STARTING IN TO THE ACTION
then the bayliff named smallsy said blah blah blah the judge is coming hooray
then pac-man walked up and said let the games begin! and every one looked puzzled then Mario said "but should you be eating all the fucking mints" and then pac-man said " i hired the annoying orange last time he screwed with them" so on with the story so bowser why are you suing donkey kong then bowser said "he stole mario from me and he owes me two dollars plus tax" then pac-man said whats your version jack ass kong then donkey kong said "don't call me jack ass kong and also FUCK OFF pac-man" bowser you win and donkey kong why don't you FUCK OFF and then Smallsy said and now the next flipping case then pac-man read bowser vs mario then pac-man said "mario step up" so mario did then pac-man said "bowser how much dues he owe you" and then bowser said "two dollars" then pac-man said TWO DOLLARS ?! TWO DOLLARS?! TWO DOLLARS! "YES" SAID BOWSER CAN NOT HANDLE THIS SAID PAC-MAN MARIO! YES PAC-MAN SAID MARIO PLZ PAY BOWSER SAID PAC-MAN OKAY SAID MARIO
AND THAT'S THE STORY THE END!