The middle earth equivalent of all I want for Christmas, (don't ask)
"I don't know what I want" My sister whined. "All I've got is a new dress and a black pony with a star on his head."
"Well try harder, I've got loads of stuff." I told her.
"Like what?" I cleared my throat and picked up my list.
"Well," I began. "For Mettare I would like, A war-horse from Rohan , a sword, a dog, a bow and arrows, a book, a knife, a set of armour, sweets, a big cake, a party with a fire eater, an eagle feather quill, a hunting falcon, a blue bedspread, a magic cloak , Fireworks, a helmet, the crown jewels, lock picks, manacles, a ride on Gwaihir, fur topped boots, a new belt, 3 blind mice, a carving knife, a star, a trip to Rivendell, a teddy bear, a ring of power, The shards of Narsil, a pet Hobbit, a sailing boat, a shield like fathers, pointy ears like mothers, a twin brother, a holiday in Ithilien, some paints and a Parrot."
"A Parrot?"
"Yes, a red one that talks,"
"That's a big list, do you think you'll get all of it?"
"Of course, and I'm not even done yet,"
"Not done?" she asked aghast.
"No, I would also like A tiger, a castle by the sea, a skating trip on the Halcaraxe, A performing monkey, Fish and chips for tea, some green socks, A Nazgul costume………."
"Hey, come back, I'm not done yet!" I sat back down on the chair, typical of my sister that, running off when I still had six sheets of parchment to go.