Arthurs odd parents
Episode 1 Arthurs odd parents
The sun rises, and Arthur is still sleeping in his room
DW (from the hall) ARHTUR (she kicks open the door waking Arthur up he screams and falls out of bed and onto the floor)
Arthur (wakes up rubbing his head dazed) whoa… what time is it
D.W ITS TIME TO PLAY WITH ME
Arthur looks at his clock which reads 7:04 oh shoot I must get to school (he gets changed and eats his breakfast in a rush then brushes his teeth and runs out the door to school)
DW (in an angry tone) how … dare he
…
(Arthur is walking home from school with buster)
So DW woke me up and I ended up being late for school and mar return gave me math questions as a punishment
Buster I was right Arthur math is only here to abuse us
Arthur is so unfair every time I act mean to her mom and dad send me to my room but if she does something mean to me they do nothing
Buster ….
Arthur buster are you listing
Buster huh? Oh, sorry Arthur I was just thinking about cookies
(Arthur arrives to his house and walks to door his door buster keeps walking)
Arthur well see you later buster
Buster bye Arthur
(Arthur walks into his house and his parents are staring at him with very annoyed faces DW is in a wheelchair with a fake cast on her foot
Arthur, you have got to be kidding me
Jane Arthur what do have to say for yourself
David dw said something about getting hit for no reason
Dw ( pretending that she's upset ) its … its true mom and dad (sniffs) I .. I … asked Arthur if he can play with me after school and then he .. he.. HE HIT ME (she pretends to start sobbing)
Arthur if I just hit you why are you in a ….
Jane Arthur go to your room this instant
Arthur but she's lying
(now d w fake cries harder)
Dave Arthur (points upstairs)
(knowing he'll only get in more trouble Arthur walks upstairs)
Arthur every time every time you know what I'm Shure
DW can rob a bank and tie up a bunch of orphans to I try but if I scream at AT HER FOR IT ILL BE GROUNDED FOR YELLING AT POOR PRECIOUS DW (he throws his pillow in rage and it knocks down a magic ball on his shelf the ball starts moving around) Arthur what's going on here
(the ball opens up and I purple tornado comes out reveling Cosmo Wanda And Poof from the fairly odd parents
Cosmo I'm Cosmo
Wanda I'm Wanda
Poof and I'm Poof
All 3 and were your fairy good parents
Arthur I'm calling the cops
Wanda no don't do that we just want to help you
Cosmo yea were magic and very smart watch (Cosmo poofs himself a neckless made out of meat as well as a tiger ) see smart (the tiger then attacks Cosmo )
Poof (smacks his forehead)
Arthur ok now I'm really calling the cops
Dw ARTHUUUUUR (Wanda poof and an injured Cosmo turn into there goldfish selves
Dw (kicks the door open again) ARTHUR WHY ARENT YOU PLAAAAAYIIING WITH MEEEEEEEE
Arthur dw
DW OH I GET IT YOU GOT THESE FISH (she throws the 3 discussed fish out the window)
Dw NOW YOU PLAY WITH ME OR PLAY WITH ME (she grabs Arthur and takes him out of him out of his room )
Outside Cosmo Wanda and poof are still fish they then turn back to your regular selves
Wanda what is wrong with that girl
Poof I'm just a baby and I'm more mature then that
Wanda what a monster
Cosmo monster? I can be a monster (he turns into a monster poof gets scared and cries)
Cosmo and im smart (he makes another neckless and the tiger attacks him again
In the living room
Dw WE ARE GONNA WATCH MARY MOO COW
Arthur but I hate that show
Dw MOM DAD
(Jane and David run in dw is back in her wheelchair and cast )
Dw (pretending to cry ) I ju… ju…ju…just wanted to watch Mary moo cow and Arthur hit me threw me across the room and ate my favorite doll
Arthur you cant be serious
Jane and David point to Arthurs room
Artur grunts and walks up stairs
(Cosmo Wanda And Poof appear in Arthurs room
Wanda so you want our help)
Arthur hold on don't I know you from somewhere (he scratches his head the realizes ) hey your from that show with the pink hatted kid
Wanda that's right
Arthur so what happed to Timmy
Cosmo he got hit by a bus
Arthur WHAT!?
Wanda no he didn't you idiot he got older and doesn't need us anymore
Arthur wait don't fairy god parents go to miserable kids
Cosmo (while eating a doll ) well sometimes even kids with one problem in their life get assigned fairies say Arthur you're a genius these are delicious
(Wanda smacks her forehead)
Arthur so if I remember croctly you guys grant wishes
Wanda we shure do
Poof ready for your first wish
Arthur (makes an evil smile)
Back in the living room dw is watching mary moo cow
Mary is singing her fun song when the tv comes off
Dw huh? Mom dad the tv is broken and I'm Shure its Arthur's fault
Arthur watching downstairs quietly I also wish Mary moo cow was in Spanish
Marry moo cow te amio nenos
Dw what the…
Arthur I wish it was upside down
The tv turns upside down
Dw what is going on
Arthur I wish mary moo cow was talking to dw from the tv
Mary you've been a very bad girl dw your gonna apologize to Arthur right now
Dw ARTHUR HE DID THIS
(she goes up stairs she kicks the door open)
Dw YOU FIX MY TV NOW
Arthur many if your nicer to me I will
Dw (jumps on top of Arthur ) FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT
Artur (grunts) I don't want to
Dw YOU BETTER FIX IT OR ELSE…..(an angry voice can e herd saying DW (mom and dad are at the Door angry)
David what do think your doing
Dw i…i…i
David the door flew open like magic to reveal this!?
Arthur looks at Cosmo and Wanda who are in their fish form they wink at him
Jane go straight to your room
Dw lowers he head annoyed and walks to her room
David and from now on you will no longer get away with being mean to your brother
Jane your fathers right dw your days of getting away with things cause your younger are over
Dw but…
David and jade but nothing
Arthur smiles
Cosmo Wanda and Poof turn into their regular selves
Arthur wow this is great
Wanda so are you goanna keep us
Artur I Shure will
Cosmo Wanda and Poof YAY (they hug Arthur )
Cosmo and I'm still smart (he poofs up another meet neckless and tiger the tiger one again attacks him)
Wanda and you are still an idiot
The end