One day Gaara was walking down the street. He sighed because he had nothing to do. He did eat that puppy, but that only made his tummy hurt. You know what would make you feel better Gaara. You want to sing! Gaara's inner self started. "No!" Gaara started, "you are wrong! I never want to sing!" he yelled out loud.

He kept on walking, having arguments with his inner self. He kept on walking along, he stopped and watched Ino pick some flowers. Then she started flipping her hair and started giggling. Then she ran up to Gaara, "you stupid freak!" Ino screamed at Gaara with her shrill voice. Then Gaara made her explode. Then he smiled and ate her hair. This made Gaara feel a bit better, but he was still bored.

Then he saw his dear friend Lee. "Hello Lee!" he said to the spandex wearing shinobi. "Hello Gaara! Could you do a little favour for me?" lee asked. "sure what is it?" Gaara replied. Then Gaara saw that Lee was holding a huge panda costume and had a picnic set out on the grass. "well me and Ino were going to have a tea party, but she exploded, so I was wondering if you would like to have one with me. I have a cute little panda outfit for you!" Lee said, with a big retard smile on his face.

Well of course I will Lee!" Gaara said, while putting on the uber-cute panda suit. So Gaara and Lee were sitting and drinking tea and eating crumpets. Then one thing led to another (don't worry, there is no youri-goodness!) and they had plotted Sasuke the emo's death. "how are we going to do it?" Lee asked. "give him a razer blade and he will kill himself. You know cause he's emo." Gaara said, pulling out the razer he uses to kill kittens with out of his pocket.

So the 2 boys went out to find sasuke, which was fairly easy. Because all emos hang out out at wal-mart. So they went to sasuke and gave him the blade. Sasuke's eye twitched for about 10 minutes before he started savagely slitting his wrists. Then Sakura came and started talking to her self, of course lee and gaara didn't understand what she was saying because her voice is to damned high. Then her head popped off and Gai sensei came to eat her brains. Then all of the sasuke fangirls blew up. Then gai sensei came to them and ate their brains. It was highly amusing for Gaara.

But after that Gaara started to feel bored again the only thing that will make you happy is if you use the power of rock and roll! Gaara's inner voice was explaining. Create a rock band! Invite Lee, he can play drums! Then get Shino and Kakashi! Shino can play bass, and kakashi is known to play a mean guitar! And then you gaara will be vocals! You can name yourself "sasuke is dead" save the world Gaara! Save it with rock and roll!

So Gaara decided that he would create a rock band. "Convicing Kakashi to be in a band called "sasuke is dead" will be a challenge. Shino will be no problem, I can get Lee to seduce him! Then we will spread the love of rock and roll." Gaara explained to a baby duckling before stepping on it.

"Lee how about it? Should we create an awesome rock band?" Gaara asked, right after he explained his plan.

"you are a genius! And yes I will seduce Shino and make him play beautiful rock music for us!" Lee explained running out the door to seduce shino.

So then Gaara left to see Kakashi. When he finally saw Kakashi he waved over to him and he came over. "what's up?" Kakashi asked, putting down his nasty book of porn. "well will you join my band? It's called "sasuke is dead"" Gaara asked, knowing that kakashi will spaz out. "sure why not!" kakashi exclaimed. "I thought sasuke was your favourite pupil?" gaara asked, he was puzzeled.

" well that sasuke kid was an emo. And he was gay. I don't like gay emos so I'll join your band!" Kakashi said.

So they created a band. They created awesome rock music. Then all the dead sasuke fangirls became zombies and ate everyone.

The end