Legends of South Park: 2nd Issue "Broadway Bro-down 2"
It's that time of year again at South Park Elementary, the town's annual musical show was around the corner. Each year, like many other schools, they set up a performance of an old musical that no longer plays on Broadway, or a crappy watered down version of an active one. This year was no different, as many participants were excited to be a part of it.
Except, there was one problem…
Darren McElroy decided he would actually participate in this Broadway production. He finally saw the Lion King on Broadway after he bailed out of seeing the show as a little kid 8 years ago, and he was also there when a new cast made their debut for Wicked. He was hooked, and ready to be a part of this new thing. Little did he realize what he's gotten himself into.
As he was chatting with his lovely soul mate Annie Knitts, they heard a girl singing as she moved along the hallways. The girl's name was Coco, and she just moved to town from southern Texas. She was obsessed with the new Broadway show Hamilton, and she managed to convince the town to choose that for this year's production. This was a nightmare for Darren. The Colonial American days were by far his least favorite historical time period, and they made a musical on it.
Later that night…
"It's ok Darren. I'm sure you'll have a great time," said Annie, alone with him in his bedroom.
"What can I do about it? The show sucks! Les Miserables may be a bad Broadway show but it's god compared to Hamilton."
"Don't think of it as a bad show. Think of it as a family friendly experience for all to enjoy."
"Yeah that's the problem. It fails to capture the spirit of Broadway."
Darren turned off the bedroom light and got in bed. "Anyway, goodnight Annie."
"Goodnight darling," she replied as she sent a goodnight message to the people on Discord.
It seems that Darren isn't the only one upset that the production is of Hamilton. As Randy Marsh saw the flyer for the Broadway show, he was just as steamed.
"What have you done? …You maniacs!"