Rosalie Cullens Honeymoon.. What Really Happened..
Intro To Story : Look I'm going to make this short and sweet, because lets face it people I tend to get carried away with myself as I do. If you are reading this for the first time, continue or go to my other story Rosalie Cullens Wedding.. What really happened because this is a continuation, but if you are sick of weddings and this intro and (in your own words) want me to get on with the god damn story, I will in two minutes so hush hush.. But I got the best feedback on Rosalie's Wedding so I decided to continue for those who loved it because I'm such a great person and all and yes I am blowing my trumpet but people I HAVE LOW SELF STEAM ! And yes I don't know who to spell it, but how and ever. If you want to read what seems to becoming a series check back on my page. Faver this first !. Again low steam .. I mean self steam . P.S if anyone knows what I'm trying to spell just review n tell me because lets face it -
OMG I HAVE GONE OFF THE POINT AGAIN !! The point is a freakin dot to me, I'm there asking for poxy spelling tips.. If anyone remembers Rosalie Cullens Wedding I tended to give out about the intros a bit but ill resist.. Lol I have another intro after this. Thanks for reading this far, you should get paid.
Rosalie Cullen's Honeymoon.. What really happened
Part One THE FLIGHT OVER
Intro : OK resisting temptations. OK the last time we saw Rosalie she was in a black plastic bag, marring Emmett with a gay priest who loved Edward and Alice had just killed Jane and Alice had dressed up as Jane to get her divorce from Emmett, and Kermit and Elmo were having a hoedown throw down (yes I use terms) and things went a bit mad (10 parts later). But in the end Rosalie married Emmett and the cullens (and phil) went back to their house. So now we Begin with the first part THE PLANE ! .. Not helpful when Emmett is afraid of heights..
"Rosalie and Emmett take there seats in the flight, and Emmett doesn't really settle"
Emmett : WHAT IF WE ALL DIE
Rosalie : We cant die
Emmett : WELL SAY WE CRASH
Rosalie : we probley wouldn't notice
Emmett : WHAT IF WE CRASH ON A ISLAND
Rosalie : we'd like run away
Emmett : WELL I SAW THIS SHOW CALLED LOST AND LIKE LOADS HAPPEN ! INCLUDING RABBITT HATCHES AND THIS SEXY LONG BLONDE HAIR FELLA AND OOH MY GOD THIS BALD BLOKE AND HE LIKE DIED BUT DIDN DIE-
Captain : Hello everyone you are aboard the air france flight to Spain, take you seats we will be flying soon-
Emmett : LET ME OFF !! LET ME OFF !! WERE ALL GOING TO DIE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
Rosalie : Emmett sshhh now.. Sit down
Emmett : WERE TOO HIGH ! WERE TOO F*****G HIGH
Rosalie : we havent taken off yet you plonk !
Emmett : Ooh em, I knew that
Rosalie : Just sit down ok !
Emmett : But-
Rosalie : down
Emmett : but-
Rosalie : down
"12 buts and 13 downs later, Emmett sits down"
Emmett : Rose-
Rosalie : DOWN !
Emmett : no, you know what I just reliased ?
Rosalie : what
Emmett : you know the way we em sparkle
Rosalie : SPARKLEY ?
Emmett : yes
Rosalie : what about it
Emmett : were going to spain, what if we show ourselves
Rosalie : CRAP !
Emmett : I no I-
Rosalie : Know I chipped a nail
Emmett : how are we going to get off the plane
Rosalie : well the plane hasen taken off yet so-
"The Plane takes off"
Emmett : you were saying ?
Rosalie : Crap.. Well at least I distracted you. You hardly notice that were 4,000 feet off the ground
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Emmett : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WERE 4,000 FEET OFF THE GROUND !
Rosalie : well 5,000 now-
Emmett : NOT HELPING !!!!!!!!! GET ME !! OUT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rosalie : Look Emmett calm down ok
Emmett : how can I WERE GOING TO DIE ! AND IF WE DON'T WERE GOIN TO SPARKLE AS SOON AS WE LAND!Rosalie : well I have a plan..
Emmett : MIRRORS DON'T SAVE THE WORLD ROSE
Rosalie : not for your face they don't.. but if we just go to the cockpit
Emmett : yes
Rosalie : Make sure know ones looking
Emmett : yes
Rosalie : Get Para shoots
Emmett : yes
Rosalie : and jump out the plane and hope for the best
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Emmett : HELP ME SHES GOING TO KILL ME ! SHES GOING TO KILL ME-
Heiress : excuse sir would you like some of our pillows, food, drink -
Emmett : No love, were va-
Rosalie : ssh
Emmett : va-
Rosalie : ssh
Emmett : I'M TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING.. No love were va-
Rosalie : were Va, van, VANS !!!!
Heiress : a van
Rosalie : yes.. Van's now move along
Heiress : one question ?
Rosalie : what, bitch
Heiress : can I be a car ?
Rosalie : move along
Rosalie : look Emmett, we have to jump
Emmett : WERE ONLY VANS FOR GOD SAKE ROSE. IM STAYIN HERE AND NOT MOVIN !
Rosalie : Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.. Well I want a divorce
Emmett : right jeez woman ill jump you happy
Rosalie : No.
Rosalie : the key is to stay cool, don't draw attenion to yourself and-
"Rosalie turns around and finds Emmett stripping and rolling on the floor singing the climb"
Emmett : ALWAYS GONNA BE ANOTHER MOUNTAIN
"takes off sock"
Emmett : Always GONNA WANNA MAKE IT MOVE
"Takes off hat"
Emmett : ALWAYS GONNA BE AN UP-HILL BATTLE
"takes off other sock"
Rosalie : YOU BIG BUFF B*****D GET UR ASS OVER HERE ! AND JUMP OUT THE F****G PLANE !
"Passengers look at Rosalie"Random Passenger : what blondie
Rosalie : THAT'S MISS BLONDIE TO YOU ! And me and my partner here -
Emmett : SOMETIMES YOU GONNA HAVE TA LOSEEEEEEEEEEE
Rosalie : And-
Emmett : Aint about how fast I get there-
Rosalie : ohh god the high note
Emmett : AINT ABOUT WHATS WAITING ON THE OTHER SIDEEEEE
Rosalie : prepare yourself
Emmett : IT'S THE CLIMBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAHHHHHHHHH
Rosalie : that's it
"Rosalie picks up Emmett, Opens the plane door and f**ks him out, and when she does this no one notices because the heiress Is dresses like a BMV car."
There will be more, but I just posted this up as like a teaser to part .1., tell me what you think