The Ugly Mary-Sue

By Midnight Writer

AN: A crazy little thing I wrote while watching Spongebob. Flames accepted, they make me laugh. Enjoy.

Disclaimer: I own nothing but the concept and my brain. Not even a nickel. Tolkien the Omnipotent God of Fantasy literature owns his characters. Jay and Acacia own the PPC. Mary-sues are owned by idiots.

Once upon a time, there was an ugly Mary-Sue. She was so ugly, all the characters died and the plot was untouched as the PPC killed her. The end.

AN: Spiffy, no? Pure stupidity. Hope you like.