The DisneyWorld INC Adventure
DISCLAIMER: We do not own Disney, Harry Potter characters, JKR, Warner Bros, DisneyWorld, the rides there, British Airways, East Tennessee trolleys, the Spanish people, the Spanish language, etc. Leave us alone.
Author's Note: Actually, we don't really have a note. Never mind. Eat it.
AND NOW... THE STORY.
"Hey guys!" Sirius exclaimed as he burst into the Diagon Alley flat that he, James, Remus, and Peter shared, where Lily practically lived, but didn't really because all their mothers had fits about propriety. "Want to go to the land where all our dreams come true?" he asked, holding up tickets.
"Have you been drinking again?" Remus asked suspiciously. "I told you to stay away from Hog's Head."
"I have not been there since The Incident," Sirius said haughtily.
"Did you go to those hippie things?" Lily exclaimed. "I told you not to take anything they gave you!"
"I didn't!" Sirius exclaimed. James, however, was suspiciously quiet. But before Lily could notice this, Peter cut in.
"So, then where IS this land where dreams come true?"
"DisneyWorld!" Sirius said majestically.
"YES!" James hollered, leaping up, punching the air ecstatically.
"But, but we've already been to EuroDisney," Remus said.
"BORING!" Sirius and James yelled together. "Besides," Sirius added, "I have free tickets."
"How did you get free tickets?" Remus asked, with a warning tone in his voice.
"My cousin Andromeda," Sirius answered. "Nymphadora said she hated talking mice, so Andie gave me the tickets."
"How many people was she going to invite if you have enough tickets for us all to go?" James asked disbelievingly.
"Let's see... Her, Nymphadora, Ted, me, and Uncle Alphard. The outcasts of the family."
"Oh. So when do we leave?" Lily asked.
"Tonight!" Sirius said excitedly.
"WHAT!" they all shouted.
"The plane leaves at 8:30!"
They looked at the clock simultaneously. It was 4. Lily shrieked. "I'll be here at 8!" she yelled, running to the fireplace to Floo home, accidentally smacking herself in the forehead on the brick wall.
The guys relaxed. Contrary to popular belief, guys don't take as long to pack as girls do. Peter ambled to the room he and Remus shared, and Remus began perusing his personal library, attempting to decide whether to bring any books, while James and Sirius talked excitedly about the all the Muggle transportation they would use.
Four hours later, Lily tumbled into the main area of the flat, three large suitcases in hands. "Ready guys? We have to go into Muggle London to get to the airport, you know."
"Huh? Oh, yeah," James replied casually. "Been ready
for hours."
"Yup!" Sirius joined in. "I've been ready for weeks!"
"So that's why you've worn the same clothes for two weeks straight," Remus said in wonderment. Everyone except Sirius groaned.
"Well, we should probably go," Peter rejoined. "We've only got half an hour to get to the airport. Does everyone have their passports?"
"Duh." James tossed his up in the air. It got caught in the ceiling fan. "AAAAA!" he screamed, as his passport whirled around. "TURN OFF THE FAN!" he yelled, "TURN IT OFF!"
"If ya know whaddimean, hanh hanh hanh!" Sirius said in a fake French accent, as Remus turned off the fan. James' passport flew through the air, smacking Lily in the nose.
"AH! MY NOSE!" Lily exclaimed.
Sirius rolled his eyes. "Come on, guys, we've gotta split!"
~
The gang all made their way through Diagon Alley, stopping at Quidditch Supplies Plus only once, and they only stayed for five minutes, at Lily's insistence. "But Lil!" James groaned, "The Comet Two Sixty is out! The fastest EVER!"
They were trudging along, ignoring the stares they got from the Muggles because of their huge trunks and arguments over whether Chaser position was really better than the Keeper position in Quidditch. "Shut UP, guys!" Lily warned harshly. "People are staring!"
"It's because they can sense we are going to the land where dreams come true!" Sirius exclaimed joyfully. "That kind of scent, the scent of pure happiness and excitement is noticeable to EVERYONE! Even Muggles!"
Lily rolled her eyes. James twirled his wand around, and asked wistfully, "Can we not just Apparate? At least to the airport?"
"No!" Sirius said sternly. "Hey! Look! A bus! Let's take ALL Muggle transportation!"
"But we don't have very many pounds to waste on silly things like that, Sirius!" Peter said.
"Sure we do! James took out about a thousand pounds!"
"SIRIUS!" James hissed angrily. "Don't go around yelling things like that!"
"Sorry, sorry."
"Let's just Apparate," Remus said. "It's much quicker, and really, we shouldn't waste a bunch of money on the bus and things."
"Oh fine," Sirius grumbled. They all scrambled to various secretive places and Apparated to the airport.
DISCLAIMER: We do not own Disney, Harry Potter characters, JKR, Warner Bros, DisneyWorld, the rides there, British Airways, East Tennessee trolleys, the Spanish people, the Spanish language, etc. Leave us alone.
Author's Note: Actually, we don't really have a note. Never mind. Eat it.
AND NOW... THE STORY.
"Hey guys!" Sirius exclaimed as he burst into the Diagon Alley flat that he, James, Remus, and Peter shared, where Lily practically lived, but didn't really because all their mothers had fits about propriety. "Want to go to the land where all our dreams come true?" he asked, holding up tickets.
"Have you been drinking again?" Remus asked suspiciously. "I told you to stay away from Hog's Head."
"I have not been there since The Incident," Sirius said haughtily.
"Did you go to those hippie things?" Lily exclaimed. "I told you not to take anything they gave you!"
"I didn't!" Sirius exclaimed. James, however, was suspiciously quiet. But before Lily could notice this, Peter cut in.
"So, then where IS this land where dreams come true?"
"DisneyWorld!" Sirius said majestically.
"YES!" James hollered, leaping up, punching the air ecstatically.
"But, but we've already been to EuroDisney," Remus said.
"BORING!" Sirius and James yelled together. "Besides," Sirius added, "I have free tickets."
"How did you get free tickets?" Remus asked, with a warning tone in his voice.
"My cousin Andromeda," Sirius answered. "Nymphadora said she hated talking mice, so Andie gave me the tickets."
"How many people was she going to invite if you have enough tickets for us all to go?" James asked disbelievingly.
"Let's see... Her, Nymphadora, Ted, me, and Uncle Alphard. The outcasts of the family."
"Oh. So when do we leave?" Lily asked.
"Tonight!" Sirius said excitedly.
"WHAT!" they all shouted.
"The plane leaves at 8:30!"
They looked at the clock simultaneously. It was 4. Lily shrieked. "I'll be here at 8!" she yelled, running to the fireplace to Floo home, accidentally smacking herself in the forehead on the brick wall.
The guys relaxed. Contrary to popular belief, guys don't take as long to pack as girls do. Peter ambled to the room he and Remus shared, and Remus began perusing his personal library, attempting to decide whether to bring any books, while James and Sirius talked excitedly about the all the Muggle transportation they would use.
Four hours later, Lily tumbled into the main area of the flat, three large suitcases in hands. "Ready guys? We have to go into Muggle London to get to the airport, you know."
"Huh? Oh, yeah," James replied casually. "Been ready
for hours."
"Yup!" Sirius joined in. "I've been ready for weeks!"
"So that's why you've worn the same clothes for two weeks straight," Remus said in wonderment. Everyone except Sirius groaned.
"Well, we should probably go," Peter rejoined. "We've only got half an hour to get to the airport. Does everyone have their passports?"
"Duh." James tossed his up in the air. It got caught in the ceiling fan. "AAAAA!" he screamed, as his passport whirled around. "TURN OFF THE FAN!" he yelled, "TURN IT OFF!"
"If ya know whaddimean, hanh hanh hanh!" Sirius said in a fake French accent, as Remus turned off the fan. James' passport flew through the air, smacking Lily in the nose.
"AH! MY NOSE!" Lily exclaimed.
Sirius rolled his eyes. "Come on, guys, we've gotta split!"
~
The gang all made their way through Diagon Alley, stopping at Quidditch Supplies Plus only once, and they only stayed for five minutes, at Lily's insistence. "But Lil!" James groaned, "The Comet Two Sixty is out! The fastest EVER!"
They were trudging along, ignoring the stares they got from the Muggles because of their huge trunks and arguments over whether Chaser position was really better than the Keeper position in Quidditch. "Shut UP, guys!" Lily warned harshly. "People are staring!"
"It's because they can sense we are going to the land where dreams come true!" Sirius exclaimed joyfully. "That kind of scent, the scent of pure happiness and excitement is noticeable to EVERYONE! Even Muggles!"
Lily rolled her eyes. James twirled his wand around, and asked wistfully, "Can we not just Apparate? At least to the airport?"
"No!" Sirius said sternly. "Hey! Look! A bus! Let's take ALL Muggle transportation!"
"But we don't have very many pounds to waste on silly things like that, Sirius!" Peter said.
"Sure we do! James took out about a thousand pounds!"
"SIRIUS!" James hissed angrily. "Don't go around yelling things like that!"
"Sorry, sorry."
"Let's just Apparate," Remus said. "It's much quicker, and really, we shouldn't waste a bunch of money on the bus and things."
"Oh fine," Sirius grumbled. They all scrambled to various secretive places and Apparated to the airport.