Ok, this is my first Fanfiction! It is a humor story about a Mary Sue in the games :) Don't tell me ''Oh my gosh she is just too perfect'' because this is a purposeful thing!
Anyways, let's start!
My name is Perfecta. I live in District 1 with my family. Today is Reaping day and I am nervous. Not for me of course, the odds are in my favor. I am worried for my little sister Abby. This is her first Reaping. I got dressed in a knee length sequin dress and held Abby's hand as we gathered in the square. Our escort, Poppy Bubblegum, picked a name out of a glass bowl and read out: ''Abby Truffle.'' Abby looked terrified as she stiffly walked up to the stage. I couldn't stand to see her be slaughtered, so I yelled as loud as I could, ''I volunteer as Tribute!'' I pass Abby looking grateful, and stand on the stage flashing my perfect teeth to the crowd. ''I am Perfecta Truffle and I will win for Abby!''
As soon as I get to the Capitol, I am whisked to a room to get cleaned up for opening ceremonies. My prep team doesn't even have to do anything though, I have no hair except for the silky black hair on my head. I don't have any wrinkles, blemishes, or fat. I am a perfect hourglass shape. My team shows me my stylist and she puts me in a fine jeweled and velvet midnight black dress. The jewels are blue. I look gorgeous. As I ride out with my district partner, I realize that he looks bland in a black shirt and pants. So does everyone else. More sponsors for me I guess.
On training day 1, I pick up a handful of throwing knives, and hurl them at 5 dummies. I hit them all in the heart. Then I put a stimulation on level 10 and take down all of the enemies with just a stray arrow. The careers try to get me to join them, but I decline. On my private session, I show the Gamemakers my weapons proficiency and I get 100% on every edible plants test I take. I ace survival skills too. When I see my score that night, I get a 12. YAY!
On interview night, I am in a shimmery yellow gown, with black jewels. I am the best looking tribute there. I do amazing and everybody loves me. I hear from my mentor that I am already getting sponsor deals. Good. Tomorrow is the games. I get a full night's sleep without nightmares.
I get to the cornucopia first and kill three people with a sword. Then I take out 5 with a spear. Then everyone runs off, too scared to get any closer. I pick off one more before I spend the day setting a trap at the entrance, a poison dart that will kill any thieves, and then I get a huge meal. I settle in the cornucopia in a sleeping bag, 5 more cushioned under me. When I wake up, I eat a good breakfast and hunt down tributes, killing 5 in the process. I manage to find the 4 careers and kill them too. I discover the remaining 5 tributes have allied and I kill them all slowly. They play a live capitol crowd watching, and they are screaming, cheering, ''Perfecta! Perfecta!'' A hovercraft comes and picks me up. ''I won! I can't believe it!'' I yell. ''I can'' says my mentor, chuckling softly.
This was pretty funny to write :) I thought I should have a short and good story as my first fiction, and since I love the Hunger Games, I thought I would start with that. Comment but don't flame, and please, check out other stories I write!