Don't Need Your Help

Hello, my good friends. I'm just writing Narusasu from left and right, aren't I? Eh, I just always loved the boys' relationship in the anime, whether good or bad. I feel that they had the strongest bond in the manga. Kishimoto even wanted to end his show with the two having a relationship. I'm babbling. Anyway, this fic has obvious angst, sadness, drama, and mpreg in it. And I'm not saying oh, epilogue mpreg either. You don't like, you don't read. This goes to all my Narusasu lovers out there. I own nothing.

As you all can see, I have put That's the one on hold. I was working on this story, as well as The World Shines, the Sun Turns and the camera sequel first. I apologize to those of you who liked it and lolgirl, whom I made it for. I don't like unfinished business, so it will be finished and not after ten fucking years. I hope this makes up for it. On with the story. Tout de suite.

Who the Fuck Are You, Anyway?

A tan head steadily bobbed itself to the music entering its ears. For the ears, the music was just right; not to loud, yet not making them fall asleep.

Abruptly, the music ceased; And the blue eyes of that tan hand widened and shifted downward and then to the side to pout at a blond woman with striking hazel eyes.

"Hey, Kaa-san, can you not turn off the goooood music?" The owner of blue eyes asked.

The woman, feigning innocence, just smirked. "Me? Naruto, I am your mother. For you to accuse me-" She stopped and frowned at the knowing look of her son. "Okay, so I did. What kind of music do you kids listen to nowadays?"

"For you to looooook like a twennnnnty year old, you should listen to the music of them." The man stated, his jaw twitching at his drawn out words.

The older woman frowned and attempted to cross her arms over her busty chest. "It's so annoying. If I were a guy, I wouldn't even be able to jack off to this shit."

Behind Naruto's sunny blond head, a man with a feral look and tanner skin than his, laughed, the sound reminding everyone of a wolf's howl. "Good one, Tsunade-san."

Naruto's eyes widened. "Not a good one, Kiba. My son-"

"Takeda is asleep, Naruto. More of a reason you should turn that dreadful music down." Tsunade cut him off. Although a smirk overtook her lips, her eyes showed concern, telling her adopted son not to worry.

Making sure no cars were around, Naruto slowed down and reached back to make sure his son's seatbelt was on properly. "Still." he mumbled, making sure Takeda's violet black hair wasn't tickling his small pale nose. "He may hear you guys. Just try not to cuuurrrrse until you're out of his line of hearing."

The blond went back to driving while his best friend stifled his own laugher. He shook his head disapprovingly, his jaw tremoring before he spoke. "Jiraiya better hope this place is nice. I can't believe we're moooving to Konoha."

Tsunade sighed and rested her head against the seat of the truck at the mention of her husband. "The place where I grew up."

Jiraiya had only moved to Konoha a fews months ago because the leader wanted him to take care of the town. He had requested that Naruto, Tsunade, and Takeda move to Konoha with him. Although Jiraiya had chosen Naruto as his son, Tsunade hadn't met the man before she adopted Naruto, thus only her name was inscripted on the paperwork.

The three had no problem with it and Kiba and Kisame, Naruto's best friends, tagged along because they needed some 'adventure.'

"If we even make it. I might kill Kyūbi back here for biting Akamaru's hand and you might kill me for killing your dog. Then Akamaru is going to kill you. And Tsunade-san might kill Akamaru for killing in front of Takeda. And finally Takeda loves his big strong daddy so much that he'll ki-"

Upon looking into his rear view mirror and seeing his three year old's violet grey eyes fluttering open, Naruto scowled at the tattooed man, although he had no idea.

"We get it, Kiba." The blond interrupted dangerously. The last thing he needed was Takeda asking him what killing was.

Naruto looked in the rearview to see his orange Japanese Akita Inu dangerously scowling at Kiba's dog. If Akamaru was large, then Kyūbi was a fucking giant; loyal, a fierce companion to Naruto ever since the Uzumaki was three, and also competitively vicious.

"Kyūbi" He warned just at the the large dog went to bite the other. The dog looked up into the rearview mirror. "Whatever Akamaru did, you know he's sweeeeet and he didn't mean it. Settle down, alright? Plus, Kisame is back there sleeping."

The dog just gave one last look at his current enemy, and then laid down near the nearly blue man who resembled a shark.

"Daddy?" Naruto looked into his rearview mirror to see Takeda rubbing his eyes with his small fists.

"Bub, what do you need? Did you have a good nap?"

"Yes. Can I have some food and a snack?"

Naruto smiled. "Of course. There's a small diner near the outssssside of town. You can have a snack, but it has to be healthy." He needed to use a phone anyway since his own was dead.

The child nodded. "Daddy?"

"Hm"

"When we get to the new big house, and the moving twuck gets there, can I help?"

"Sure, bub. I'm glad you want to help around."

While his son and Tsunade began a conversation about his waterpark dream, Naruto took the time to admire his son and how far he had come. Takeda looked and acted just like his mother. He looked even more like Hinata's cousin, Neji, who had lost his life when they were much younger.

Naruto felt like, even though Takeda wasn't biologically his, he took care of him well. When Hinata entrusted the still unborn child to him, Naruto had read every parenting book there was. He smiled fondly. Hinata would be so proud.

Uchiha Sasuke stared begrudgingly at his three month baby bump. Life wasn't exactly shining for this one particular man, but he supposed it would be better once the child was out.

The man scowled at everything in his path; from the food Itachi was cooking to tables his mother was busy cleaning, he showed no mercy.

He was broken out of his slumber when someone chuckled. Itachi stared sheepishly at him. "Bad things happen Sasuke, but life goes on. It's been over three months. Put a smile on your face, eh? I don't want to see a niece or nephew with an eternal scowl."

Ignoring his pissy mood, Sasuke let his older brother see one of his rare smiles. "Fine. Kind of hard to in this dumb town."

After everything in the past months, Sasuke had directed his hate toward Konoha because that man lived here.

He could only be happy now because he was at his safe haven, the Uchiha diner; which in reality was a diner with a store on the other side and gas pumps outside.

It was a good business to have. Being owned by his parents meant less work for him. Being pregnant meant even less.

By the table his mother chuckled. "You are always so angry when you wake up, Sasuke-kun."

If she weren't his mother, he didn't love her so dearly, and if she were someone else, Sasuke would have told her to fuck off. So, he just settled with a smile.

Into the diner walked the man who made this living possible; Fugaku, Sasuke's father who believed in hard work under any circumstance.

Without even telling Sasuke good morning, he was giving the man orders, ones that were capable by even a pregnant human.

"Would you mind taking this small basket to the greenhouse and getting some Daikon? It's fresh and I need to shower before we open."

Sasuke forced a smile. "Sure" he whispered.

"Wait!" Itachi had come over to them, taken to basket from his father's hand and began moving the basket in his arms freely; over his head, with one hand, everywhere.

This time, Fugaku showed a deep scowl while Sasuke looked faintly amused by his brother's form of caring. "What are you doing, Itachi?"

The 29 year old smirked mildly and Sasuke had to give it to him. Itachi would go as far as acting 'un-uchiha-like' before their father just to make the pregnant man smile. "I'm making sure that Sasuke is able to carry this right."

He handed the basket to Sasuke while looking at Fugaku. "Don't forget that he is pregnant."

Sasuke stifled a laugh and walked out with the basket. If was a fairly sunny day and already he hated that. His scowl was back.

Seeing a vehicle in the distance, Sasuke quickly collected the vegetables and went inside.

"Why the hurry?" Itachi asked, grabbing the basket and moving it to the kitchen.

"There's someone coming in the distance and I don't want them to talk to me. I'll be out by the payphone if you need me." Sasuke grabbed a pack of smokes from a store shelf.

Itachi said nothing and neither did Sasuke. The man had stopped smoking long ago. That didn't stop him from chewing on a cigarette to release stress.

The man was already leaning on the diner wall by the phone when a large black truck pulled in. If Sasuke weren't so pissed at the world, he would have gasped at the blond man who hopped out of the drivers seat.

He was tall, that much was obvious as he had no problem getting out of the tall truck. A tight orange shirt that showed of a sleeve of tribal tattoos and nice black joggers.

Sasuke scowled. Fucking pretty boy. He bet the blond was as arrogant as they came. The man smiled faintly at him before moving to the passenger side of his truck and helping an older woman out.

"You got iiiiiiiit, kaa-san?" The man asked. And Sasuke thought he would even be arrogant about his voice.

The woman smiled fondly at the man, who was supposedly her son and nodded. Then Sasuke watched as the blond closed the door for her and moved to the back door of the truck, helping out a young boy with long lavender black hair and pale eyes.

When the child was lifted by his waist, he giggled. "Tou-san, that tickles."

And that's when Sasuke's eyes widened. The blond looked 24, the same age as him. He was a bit young. Looking down at his own stomach, Sasuke had no reason to talk.

On the other side, a man with triangles on his face came around. "Naruto, why didn't you help me out the car?"

"You're not my mom or son, Kiba. Could you wake up Kisame please? He may be hungry."

Sasuke bit down on his cigarette. So the blond's name meant whirlpool. As the triangle man, or Kiba as he just learned, opened up the truck, letting a large orange Akita Inu and white dog out, Naruto crouched before his son.

"You still hungry, bub?"

The child threw his small arms around his dad's neck as if he were a jungle vine. "Yes, daddy. Daddy hungry too?"

Naruto kissed the child's head. "Daddy is very huuuuuungry"

The boy looked ecstatic. "Then daddy eat with Takeda."

"Got that right, bub. Stay here with uncle Kissssssame and baa-chan for a moment. Daddy's got to use the phone."

Sasuke watched as a nearly blue man hopped out of the trunk. He must be Kisame. The man had piercings in his lip and gill tattoos on his face. His hair was cut on one side and the rest was flipped over the other side.

Sasuke noted that the man and Naruto shared the same tribal sleeve as well as Kiba. No matter how scary the man looked, Itachi would probably be so intrigued by him.

The young boy seemed to like Kisame just fine as he hugged his leg. "Uncle shark, you're finally awake."

Kiba moved ahead to the door. "I'm going to take a leak. I'll meet you guys inside."

Naruto nodded and began walking toward Sasuke, or the payphone, the Akita Inu right on his tail. The blond payed him no mind as he picked up the phone, inserted some coins and dialed a number.

"Jiraiya….yeah weeee're in Konoha….Takeda was hungry, we stopped at a diner….yeah...The Uuuuuuchiha diner….." he glanced at Sasuke and smiled. "Okay, we'll be there soon."

The man hung up and bent down to pet his dog, who had been trying to get his attention the whole phone call. He glanced up at Sasuke with his stupid striking blue eyes.

"Hello, I'm Naruuuuto Uzumaki."

Sasuke wanted be rude, but if they had stopped to get food, he wouldn't have his father lose business. "Sasuke."

"I imagine your lasssssst name is Uchiha."

"No shit." Sasuke hissed, losing patience quickly. Why couldn't this guy just leave him alone?

The man didn't even seem surprised. He looked down at Sasuke's bump and then back at the cigarette in his mouth. "You know that isn't good for the baby."

Sasuke grunted. Was this guy stupid or what? "It's not even lit. I'm chewing on it."

Naruto laughed as if he knew all along. "Life isn't going well foooooorrrrr you, is it?"

The raven raised a brow as the blond's mouth twitched. Every since he got there, the man had drawled out sounds in his words. It sure as hell wasn't stuttering, but there was a definite problem.

He didn't care that much to worry about it.

"How'd you know?" Sasuke scowled, every word dripping in sticky sarcasm.

"Eh, that's just how it is sometimes. Miiiind if I have a cigarette? to indulge in the wonders of chewing as well."

"Buy a pack in the store." he hissed. Making sure the child wasn't around he hissed out "asshole."

Naruto laughed and Sasuke wanted to ask the broad man if he jacked off to insults. He wouldn't give him the satisfaction.

"I'll tell you what, Sassssssuke. You give me one and I'll give you three from the paaaaack I'll buy in your store."

The Uchiha eyed the man for a moment and then begrudgingly handed him a cancer stick, yanking his hand back when the man shocked it. He watched Naruto chew on the cigarette.

"Eh. Not bad. It could uuuuse some seasoning, though."

Sasuke's lips twitched, but he held it off with a scowl. "Who the fuck are you, anyway?"

"I told you; I'm Naruto. My father Jiraiya waaaannnted the family to move into town."

Sasuke didn't even know Jiraiya-rīdā had family. This Naruto guy was a dumbass. There was no truck behind his own vehicle. "Where's the moving truck?"

"It'll be here in a few hooouuurs. So, what are you angry about?"

Sasuke scowled even more. "Wouldn't you like to know."

The blond sighed. "I would genuinely."

"It's hot, I'm pregnant, my boyfriend left me before I even found out I was for a skinny whore, and I'm talking to an idiot."

Naruto only sighed. "I get that a lot, but hey that's life. You shouldn't feel annnnnnny emotion toward your ex; whether it be bad or good. That's like getting sad becaaaaaauuuuse the garbage man picked up the trash."

This time, Sasuke did smile faintly, but anyone ten feet away couldn't see it. Naruto smiled too. "It was your ex's lose anyway."

He looked deeper into Sasuke's face. "He can't saaaay you ain't gorgeous and thaaaaat bump makes you all the more beautiful."

Sasuke's cigarette ripped in half, a sign that he bit down too hard on it. Though Naruto payed no mind and continued.

"So, what's your ssstory?"

"I just told you, idiot." Sasuke stated and proceeded to bite down on his broken cigarette.

"I mean the goood one. Life isn't all bad." the blond argued.

"I'm not inquired to tell you, and you're not inquired to know."

The blond smirked. "Life shouldn't be eaaaasy because it's not a fairyttttale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you're probably drunk." he shrugged matter of factly.

Sasuke's mouth twitched again. And if he weren't so calm and collected, he would have threw down his stress reliever cancer stick. He looked around Naruto to see the elderly woman watching the boy come to them.

The boy looked nothing like his father. To the man before him, he asked "You lost, funny guy?"

"In mooore ways than one, love."

Finally, Takeda's little legs made it to them and he clutched the back of Naruto's pants. Looking up at Sasuke with innocent pupiless eyes. If Sasuke weren't angry, he would have been shocked at the visual. The boy couldn't have been blind, he was staring straight at him. They were striking.

The child was an obvious site. Lone silky purple-black hair and eyes that showed innocent ignorance.

Sasuke smiled faintly at the child. "If mister is sad, he should get a puppy. When I lose my crayons, Kyūbi makes me happy."

Naruto, who probably thought Sasuke would tell his child to fuck off, tried to pull Takeda away, but Sasuke spoke. "Maybe I will, but I don't know what kind of dog I should get."

Takeda let go of his father's pants and moved forward, a content smile conquering his pale face. "You can have my tou-san's dog, mister."

"Hey!" Naruto stated, making his son giggle. Sasuke just sighed and walked away, going inside, where he was sure that blond idiot would follow.

He went to the back to find Itachi stifling his laughter by the stove. "What's so funny?"

"This guy just came in with triangles on his face and started ordering food and asking where the bathroom was because he needed to take a piss." Itachi stated and began cleaning the fish. "Tou-san was so shocked and flustered."

"Damn. I missed it. I was outside talking to an idiot myself. They all seem like weirdos. The guy who just came in is Kiba, the blond idiot who has a son is Naruto' his mother at least looks sane."

"Naruto, eh? I saw him flirting with you out there."

Sasuke scowled. "Anything but. He drawls out his words and his jaw occasionally twitches. He may be hot and funny, but nothing is getting past this heart of steal."

It was true. After what Hidan did to him, he couldn't get with anyone. Not until the baby was born and he got his shit together. Men like that, outside, were overrated. First they were nice, and then they snapped. But what happened outside never happened with Hidan. And for a tough cookie, that scared him.

"He has a kid?" Itachi whispered.

"I'm not sure if it's biological though."

"If you two will stop gossiping, it may seem we have six to feed." Fugaku stated. "Jiraiya-leader just called. The woman is his wife, Tsunade, and the blond man is his son. Behave yourselves."

Sasuke watched Itachi's face as Kiba walked from the bathroom and the rest walked in. When Kisame stepped through the door, Itachi yelped and ducked down.

Fugaku scowled at his older son's behavior and Itachi looked untrusting toward his brother. "You didn't tell me there was a hot one." He whispered.

Sasuke shrugged because they were, unbelievably, all hot men with Naruto being the hottest. He just didn't give a damn. Itachi stood up and composed himself. "Oh my goodness and that blond is hotter than the shark looking guy."

From the back came their mother, who instantly went to speak with Naruto. "Hello, my name is Mikoto Uchiha, welcome to the Uchiha diner."

Sasuke watched as Naruto smiled and shook her hand. "Narutooooo Uzumaki. This is my son, Takeda, my mother, Tsunade, and frieeeeends, Kiba and Kisame." He stated pointing to everyone respectively.

"Nngh" Itachi whispered. "Three hot men, this is our lucky day. You can have Naruto. He's a big fella."

"Shut up, aniki." Sasuke hissed.

Mikoto smiled at the pale eyed child. "Hello, Takeda-kun, is it? Would you like lots of sweets from our diner?"

Takeda's eyes widened and he shook his head. "Oh no, I can't have sweets. My daddy gets sad when I start to fart uncontrollably. He dies for a moment."

Itachi giggled and even Sasuke had to stifle a smile. "So what would you like, sweetheart?"

"Uncle Kiba and I wish to devour the unborn." Takeda stated. Everything went quiet and Naruto gave Kiba the 'wait till I fuck you up' face.

"Rice, he'll have rice and pulled chicken." Naruto stated, not drawling his words, but his mouth still tremoring slightly.

Mikoto laughed and took down everyone's else's orders, Naruto not being hungry. They sat in a booth with Naruto on the edge across from his son.

Itachi cooked, Sasuke was ordered to clean off the counter, and Fugaku had a conversation with Naruto.

"Excuse me, mister?" The raven looked up to see Naruto's child, the brutally honest child with no filter.

"Yes, love?"

"Why did you eat your baby. You own this re-re-restawant, so you had plenty food. Did the baby taste better?"

Just because he disliked the world didn't mean he had to dislike the child. He wasn't that cruel. "Uh. I didn't. It was born there. You are very smart to be so young, almost like a big boy."

The boy smiled. "Yes. My daddy said that when I'm a big boy, I'll have a big wiener like him. He lets me stand next to him on a stool and pee in the toilet like him."

"Okay, thaaaat's enough." Takeda was lifted from behind and sat back into his chair by his father. Kiba and Kisame were laughing their heads off.

When Itachi brought out everyone's food on a tray, he tried to do it swiftly, avoiding everyone's eyes.

"Hello" Kisame stated, his eyebrow and lips held into an amused smile.

The older Uchiha turned pink. "Hello." he whispered and then rushed back into the kitchen.

Naruto got up and walked up to Sasuke. "May I have a Kniiiife, please?"

The raven did his best to not scowl and went to the back. He handed Naruto the knife, curious as to what he would do with it. The man pulled his son's plate away from him.

"Tou-san" came the inevitable whine.

Naruto shook his head and began cutting the sliced chicken into even smaller squares. "I juuuust want to make sure you don't choke….There, you can eat now."

Sasuke did his best to not watch how Naruto interacted with his son while he ate. Blue eyes stared intently, yet fondly, at the small pale face.

For an idiot, he sure as hell was a good father. Takeda put a few pieces of chicken in between his fingers and stood. He then walked over to his father and put his hand up.

"Daddy not hungry, but Takeda wants him to eat to stay healthy."

Naruto smiled and ate the chicken from the boys fingers, smiling when he got the reaction he was hoping for.

"Daddy can't eat Takeda's fingers." The boy scolded, shaking his head and making his long dark locks flip everywhere.

"Daddy's sooooorry. Can bub forgive me?" He put his hand up and Sasuke smiled when Takeda's tiny hand touched his father's, barely even covering the large tan palm.

Sasuke scowled at the three cigarettes Naruto had given him before the family left. His own family was busy talking about the odd comers.

"I must say that Takeda looks nothing like Naruto" Itachi stated.

Fugaku nodded. "It's not his biological son. Naruto told me he was in his third year of college when the boy's mother asked for Takeda to be taken care of."

"Aww" Mikoto stated."So he gave up his life for the boy. I wonder why his jaw convulses and he says some letters in his words longer."

"He told me that it was an incident that occurred the day the child was conceived, but he didn't go further."

"I overheard that Kiba guy and Kisame guy talking. They were just saying that even though Naruto helped the boy's mother, it kind of ruined his dreams." Itachi stated and Sasuke scowled. Of course Itachi would listen in on Kisame's conversation.

"And he was totally flirting with Sasuke." his brother added with a smirk, making Fugaku look at his youngest son and Mikoto squeal.

"He's an excellent hard-working 24 year old. He was attending the country's highest university before leaving and he works tough jobs to take care of his family. For a very fine young man, I think he's raising the boy excellently." Fugaku praised and Sasuke already knew that the idiot got good with his family.

He didn't like this. This new man was obviously trying to pry into his life; with his stupid height and looks; tattoos; funny yet idiotic jokes; stupid drawling deep voice; stupid cute relationship with his son; dumb protectiveness of his mother and friends; and mostly his stupid smile and laugh.

Sasuke hated how Hidan never tried to laugh with him or at his cruel humor; how Hidan never called him beautiful in their four year fake ass relationship; how the man wasn't protective; and how he couldn't stand the idea of kids or family.

But then came this Naruto fucker. Sasuke didn't like the idiot and should Naruto bother him again, he'd have to fully imprison his heart. Because he didn't approve of it skipping a beat when the blond called him beautiful.

But the main thing Sasuke didn't like was the fact that he was now viciously biting on one of the cigarettes….given to him by that blond idiot.

How did you guys like the first chapter? I'm trying to make a more modern Narusasu where That boy next door comes in.

How are the characters?

Hidan: ex and father of Sasuke and his child, but what happened to him?

Kisame: Naruto's friend and Itachi's new interest

Takeda: obvious son of Hinata, but where is she and who's his father?

Tsunade: Adoptive mother of Naruto, but how and since when?

Sasuke: We all see why he doesn't like the world much, but what's the full story?

Naruto: The obvious strong man, but how did helping Hinata ruin his dreams and why does he drawl out word and his jaw twitch occasionally?

Kyūbi: Naruto's orange Akita Inu, but how did the two meet?

Who's the skinny girl Hidan left Sasuke for?

All of theses questions will be answered in due time, my kindred spirits. Review and I shall update sooner.