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A/N: You got Lulurolled...with a jar of dirt!
"I GOT A JAR OF DI~IRT! I GOT A JAR OF DI~IRT! I GOT A JAR OF DI~IRT! ...AND GUESS WHAT'S INSIDE IIIIIIIIIT!!! I GOT A JAR OF DI~IRT! I GOT A JAR OF DI~IRT! I GOT A JAR OF DI~IRT! ...AND GUESS WHAT'S INSIDE IIIIIIIIIT!!! I GOT A JAR OF DI~IRT! I GOT A JAR OF DI~IRT! ...AND GUESS WHAT'S INSIDE IIIIIIIIIT!!! I GOT A JAR OF DI~IRT! I GOT A JAR OF DI~IRT! ...AND GUESS WHAT'S INSIDE IIIIIIIIIT!!! I GOT A JAR OF DI~IRT! I GOT A JAR OF DI~IRT! ...AND GUESS WHAT'S INSIDE IIIIIIIIIT!!! I GOT A JAR OF DI~IRT! I GOT A JAR OF DI~IRT! I GOT A JAR OF DI~IRT! ...AND GUESS WHAT'S INSIDE IIIIIIIIIT!!! I GOT A JAR OF DI~IRT! I GOT A JAR OF DI~IRT! I GOT A JAR OF DI~IRT! ...AND GUESS WHAT'S INSIDE IIIIIIIIIT!!! I GOT A JAR OF DI~IRT! I GOT A JAR OF DI~IRT! ...AND GUESS WHAT'S INSIDE IIIIIIIIIT!!! I GOT A JAR OF DI~IRT! I GOT A JAR OF DI~IRT! ...AND GUESS WHAT'S INSIDE IIIIIIIIIT!!! I GOT A JAR OF DI~IRT! I GOT A JAR OF DI~IRT! ...AND GUESS WHAT'S INSIDE IIIIIIIIIT!!! I GOT A JAR OF DI~IRT! I GOT A JAR OF DI~IRT! ...AND GUESS WHAT'S INSIDE IIIIIIIIIT!!! I GOT A JAR OF DI~IRT! I GOT A JAR OF DI~IRT! I GOT A JAR OF DI~IRT! ...AND GUESS WHAT'S INSIDE IIIIIIIIIT!!! I GOT A JAR OF DI~IRT! I GOT A JAR OF DI~IRT! I GOT A JAR OF DI~IRT! ...AND GUESS WHAT'S INSIDE IIIIIIIIIT!!! I GOT A JAR OF DI~IRT! I GOT A JAR OF DI~IRT! ...AND GUESS WHAT'S INSIDE IIIIIIIIIT!!! I GOT A JAR OF DI~IRT! I GOT A JAR OF DI~IRT! ...AND GUESS WHAT'S INSIDE IIIIIIIIIT!!! I GOT A JAR OF DI~IRT! I GOT A JAR OF DI~IRT! ...AND GUESS WHAT'S INSIDE IIIIIIIIIT!!! I GOT A JAR OF DI~IRT! I GOT A JAR OF DI~IRT! I GOT A JAR OF DI~IRT! ...AND GUESS WHAT'S INSIDE IIIIIIIIIT!!! I GOT A JAR OF DI~IRT! I GOT A JAR OF DI~IRT! I GOT A JAR OF DI~IRT! ...AND GUESS WHAT'S INSIDE IIIIIIIIIT!!! I GOT A JAR OF DI~IRT! I GOT A JAR OF DI~IRT! ...AND GUESS WHAT'S INSIDE IIIIIIIIIT!!! I GOT A JAR OF DI~IRT! I GOT A JAR OF DI~IRT! ...AND GUESS WHAT'S INSIDE IIIIIIIIIT!!! I GOT A JAR OF DI~IRT! I GOT A JAR OF DI~IRT! ...AND GUESS WHAT'S INSIDE IIIIIIIIIT!!! I GOT A JAR OF DI~IRT! I GOT A JAR OF DI~IRT! I GOT A JAR OF DI~IRT! ...AND GUESS WHAT'S INSIDE IIIIIIIIIT!!!"
C.C. paused from chomping down on yet another pizza slice to ponder on this deep, psychological question. "Umm...more dirt?"
Lelouch gasped, and the jar slipped from his hands and shattered on the floor, spilling dirt everywhere.
"YOU RUINED THE SURPRISE, BITCH!!!" Lelouch roared furiously. He was thoroughly displeased.
C.C. smirked, and shoved the entire slice of pizza down her greedy gullet. Lelouch mentally swore he would strangle her to death one day with a snorkel. His day for revenge would surely be a pleasant one.