Something is weird with Yoshi
By Light Blue Yoshi
Mario: Luigi!!! Where are you
Luigi: What?
Mario: It's about Yoshi.
Luigi: What about him?
Mario: Don't you ever think he's kind of weird.
Luigi: No.
Mario: Don't you notice how there are male and female Yoshis
Luigi: Yeah.
Mario: Why do the males lay eggs? Isn't that only for female Yoshis
Luigi: wow. I didn't even know that.
Mario: Yeah. Because you are an Idiot.
Luigi: Huh?
Mario: .... That proves your stupid
Luigi: ..............SHUT UP!!!!!!!
Mario: And after the eggs are laid. Why does he or she throw their eggs at other stuff?
Luigi: Then I think I notice some things weird about Yoshi.
Mario: Like why don't they just keep their eggs and have babies?
Luigi: Yeah. and that mouth. He swallows things whole that we can't finish in one bite.
Mario: And that stomach. How can Yoshi hold all those fruits in that tiny stomach?
Luigi: Yeah. And how come he dosen't make crap?
Mario: Plus, How did they learn to jump, flutter, and they stay up in mid-air for a while?
Luigi: Yeah. How come Yoshis don't have a butt? At least any animal I see has a butt.
Mario: Yeah and those Huge Eyes.
Luigi: How are Yoshis related to dinosaurs?
Mario: We just don't know. That's weird.
Luigi: Plus. Why do they have a saddle already?
Mario: Yeah. Any they are wearing shoes from the first time they were born.
Luigi: That is so weird and we are the only ones who understand him.
Toad: Hi guys what are you doing.
Mario: Oh Nothing.
Yoshi: I heard what you all said. Now prepare to die!
Toad: But I didn't AHHHHH!!!
(Toad was swallowed and turned into an egg.)
Mario: RUN!!!!
Luigi: Yoshi's too fast.
Mario: I got an Idea. You got your cookies still do you?
Luigi: Yeah.
Mario: Well GIVE HIM SOME!!
Luigi: Yoshi want a cookie.
Yoshi: NO! Must resist....... aww give me it!
Mario: Not until you stop trying to kill us.
Yoshi: Deal.
Luigi: Why do you chase us? We're your freinds.
Yoshi: because us Yoshis are really cute and still want it that way. Nobody will like us if they
think we're weird.
Mario: Oh.
(Mario sneaks away)
Yoshi: Now give me another cookie.
Luigi: uhoh...
Yoshi: GIVE ME THE COOKIE!!!
Luigi: Help! Mario where are you?
(Mario sneaked off to Peach's castle to have cake, and Luigi was making excuses so he can get more cookies before
he was devoured.)
The End
By Light Blue Yoshi
Mario: Luigi!!! Where are you
Luigi: What?
Mario: It's about Yoshi.
Luigi: What about him?
Mario: Don't you ever think he's kind of weird.
Luigi: No.
Mario: Don't you notice how there are male and female Yoshis
Luigi: Yeah.
Mario: Why do the males lay eggs? Isn't that only for female Yoshis
Luigi: wow. I didn't even know that.
Mario: Yeah. Because you are an Idiot.
Luigi: Huh?
Mario: .... That proves your stupid
Luigi: ..............SHUT UP!!!!!!!
Mario: And after the eggs are laid. Why does he or she throw their eggs at other stuff?
Luigi: Then I think I notice some things weird about Yoshi.
Mario: Like why don't they just keep their eggs and have babies?
Luigi: Yeah. and that mouth. He swallows things whole that we can't finish in one bite.
Mario: And that stomach. How can Yoshi hold all those fruits in that tiny stomach?
Luigi: Yeah. And how come he dosen't make crap?
Mario: Plus, How did they learn to jump, flutter, and they stay up in mid-air for a while?
Luigi: Yeah. How come Yoshis don't have a butt? At least any animal I see has a butt.
Mario: Yeah and those Huge Eyes.
Luigi: How are Yoshis related to dinosaurs?
Mario: We just don't know. That's weird.
Luigi: Plus. Why do they have a saddle already?
Mario: Yeah. Any they are wearing shoes from the first time they were born.
Luigi: That is so weird and we are the only ones who understand him.
Toad: Hi guys what are you doing.
Mario: Oh Nothing.
Yoshi: I heard what you all said. Now prepare to die!
Toad: But I didn't AHHHHH!!!
(Toad was swallowed and turned into an egg.)
Mario: RUN!!!!
Luigi: Yoshi's too fast.
Mario: I got an Idea. You got your cookies still do you?
Luigi: Yeah.
Mario: Well GIVE HIM SOME!!
Luigi: Yoshi want a cookie.
Yoshi: NO! Must resist....... aww give me it!
Mario: Not until you stop trying to kill us.
Yoshi: Deal.
Luigi: Why do you chase us? We're your freinds.
Yoshi: because us Yoshis are really cute and still want it that way. Nobody will like us if they
think we're weird.
Mario: Oh.
(Mario sneaks away)
Yoshi: Now give me another cookie.
Luigi: uhoh...
Yoshi: GIVE ME THE COOKIE!!!
Luigi: Help! Mario where are you?
(Mario sneaked off to Peach's castle to have cake, and Luigi was making excuses so he can get more cookies before
he was devoured.)
The End