Shannon: "Yo, my peeps!"
Light: "Please never say that again."
Shannon: "Shut up! You're ruining the intro!"
Light: "That's already been taken care of…"
Shannon: "Why are you even HERE? You're DEAD!"
Light: "So? L's here and he's dead."
Shannon: "L, unlike you, is loved by everyone and everything. You're just hated by everybody in general."
Light: "That's not true! I—"
Shannon: "Bimbos and obsessive stalkers don't count."
Light: "Damn…."
Shannon: "But have no fear! You have—surprisingly—many fans reading this fanfic as we speak—"
Light: "Really?"
Shannon: "—along with many haters."
Light: "Damn…."
Shannon: "My best friend's a fan of you though."
Light: "Really?"
Shannon: "Yeah, but she has never watched the anime or read the manga. I don't think she plans to either. She's only a fan of you cause of your looks. Some of you may know her as Raincloud93. But in her fics she's called Elizabeth, Lizzy, or just Liz. Check out my profile and there are some stories we did together on there. Make sure you check out her stories as well at her profile!"
Light: "You're advertising."
Shannon: "So?"
Light: "People did not come here for advertisement!"
Shannon: "Yeah, true. Anyways, introductions!"
Light: "Woohoo…"
Shannon: "Shut up! Anyways, give it up for PANDA-CHAN!"
L: "Hello."
Shannon: "PANDA!" (glomps L)
L: (enjoying a lollypop) :3
Shannon: "Aw! So kawaii!" ^^
Light: "That's not even remotely cute!"
Shannon: "Shut up! Next is….MELLO-CHAN! YAY!"
Mello: "Why the hell am I here?!"
Light: (whispering) "Oh God, they brought the feminist..."
Mello: "What the hell was that?!"
Shannon: (Ignoring) "Next is MATTY-CHAN!"
Matt: "What's up?" (Playing his DS while smoking a cigarette)
Shannon: "Sexy!"
Light: "Oh God…"
Shannon: "NEAR-CHAN!"
Near: (Twirling a strand of hair)
Shannon: "AW! KAWAII!"
Light: (Eye twitches) "How exactly did they become L's heirs again?"
Shannon: (Shrugs)
L: (Shrugs before going back to lollypop) :3
Shannon: "Last, but not least, is…Ryuk!"
Light: "WHAT?!"
Ryuk: (cackles)
Shannon: "Aw! Kawaii!" ^^
Light: "You know, I don't think you know the meaning of cute."
Shannon: "I doubt you know the meaning of a God complex."
Light: (Narrows eyes) "Touché…"
Shannon: "Anyways, the point is that the readers get to ask any DN character questions in their review! Even one that's not currently present! Like Soichiro, Rem, Matsuda etc."
All present DN characters other than L and Near: "WHAT?!"
Shannon: "It'll be fun!" ^^
Mello: (suspicious) "Will there be chocolate?"
Shannon: (sighs and points thumb over her shoulder) "In the back."
Mello: "I'm in!" (scampers off)
Matt: "Games?"
Shannon: (Points at randomly placed arcade)
Matt: "I'm game!" (Runs off)
Ryuk: "Apples?"
Shannon: (Points at random closet)
Ryuk: "APPLES!" (Flies away)
Near: (still twirling hair) "Toys?"
Shannon: (Gestures to a mountain of toys in the corner) "Knock yourself out."
Near: (wanders off silently)
Shannon: (Turns to L) "And of course, there is sweets."
L: "Would Rae-chan like a slice of cake?"
Shannon: "Domo Arigato, Panda-chan!" ^^
Light: "I hope you die of diabetes…"
Shannon: "THAT'S IT!" (Attacks Light)
L: (munching on cake) "Please send in your questions! Shannon wouldn't mind questions as well."
(Screen goes black with the sounds of fighting in the background)