Heh ok this all started out when my friend started to draw a MurdocX2d picture, and when she sent me a pic it was so good I couldn't help but say "hey I can probably write something to go along with that!" and here it is 3 weeks later. Enjoy boys and girls, but mostly girls probably since this is yaoi....

Oh and also Guns 'n Roses own the song "Welcome to the Jungle", I don't own it but I was listening to it and it sorta made me think about 2D's arrival to Plastic Beach, anyone else see the connection or am I just CRAAAAZYYYYY???

Oh well. I don't own Gorillaz.

2D wandered pretty much aimlessly around his apartment, he felt like he was in hell. HELL. Oh…hell… a slight pang of hurt hit in his heart when he automatically thought of someone who really was in hell. God Noodle how did that happen?...

His throat closed up and his vision started to blur-

NO NO NO DAMMIT NO you are NOT gonna start crying about this all over again, Murdoc went to hell to get her and he probably got her back… probably… the singer looked up and realized he was wearing one of Noodle's favorite hats, a green military style one with 2 shotguns crossing over each other. Aw shit.

THAT sent him over. He sat down on his bed and just let the grief wash over him, his shoulders shook with heavy sobs that he tried to control but failed miserably. Noodle's dead she's dead and gone…

KNOCK KNOCK

2D got up and cursed himself for crying like a girl on her period watching Titanic and went to the door.

"Mr. Pot we got complaints of a woman crying hysterically coming from your room?... is everything ok?" the person asked.

"Uh… "he sniffed "yeah I think that's coming from the floor above me…."

"Mr. Pot you're on the highest floor." DAMN.

"… I'll keep it down." He cleared his throat and groaned. That was embarrassing, and great, all of that gave him a headache. He downed a couple of his pills, at least now he wouldn't have to focus on all that pain anymore…

In a drug induced state he drifted over to the window and looked down at the busy world below him.

Car.

Car.

Car.

I'm bored.

Hmmm… something smelled funny… not a little funny but-

2D's world started to shift and turn, everything was becoming all red and blue like a 3D movie when you don't wear the glasses.

Oh shit I OD'd!-

That was his last thought before he passed out and smashed his head so hard against the window that the glass broke.

……………………………………………………………………. It was really dark…......................

2D was in some…. Weird… confined state. At first he was utterly terrified, was he so brain damaged from overdosing that he was blind and paralyzed?! But then he realized he COULD feel his arms and legs they were just all smashed and cramped into each other, AND he could still think coherently…well… coherent enough for him. So what was up?

Then everything just came down on his head like a ton of bricks.

He was in a box.

And he was running out of air.

Frantically he started thrashing about to somehow get out, and was surprised that it only took one good kick to pop the box open.

Salt.

Sea.

Wind.

Sun-OUCH too bright!

2D squinted and looked out at where he was, it looked like a mix between a landfill and a beach… was it a beach made of absolute junk? That's weird…

2D looked to his other side and straight into the barrel of a gun.

…

He was too shocked to even really scream, instead he just sat there with his mouth hanging open like an idiot. Paralyzed by a combination of shock, fear, confusion and whatever the gas was that knocked him out.

He stood up slowly and then looked at who was holding the gun.

"Noodle?..." he asked dumbly. She didn't answer… even in his slow, drugged up brain he knew something was definitely not right, for one she looked like she hadn't aged at all, she hadn't grown taller or wider or anything women her age should, she was supposed to be 19 and yet she still looked 15. Another thing was that she was dressed head to toe with guns and military gear, 15 year old Noodle hated guns and war and… she seemed evil. Noodle always radiated a kind of pure goodness and energy, she could've lost that in hell yes, but still it seemed like her innocence had just been replaced with malevolence, it seeped out of her pores and every orifice… this was NOT Noodle.

"OI! Faceache!"

2D looked up just in time for an empty can of soda to hit him in the nose.

"OW!"

"Eyyy dullard 'ow ya been? Wait wait wait don' answer… I don' care."

Murdoc Niccals strolled up to him and clapped him on the back. HOLY HELL HE LOOKED AWFUL!

"WOAH Muds wot 'appened?!" 2D said," ya look like ya died!" Murdoc glared at him and punched him in the eye.

"SHADDUP, or I'll make Noodle here cut somethin' off you'll surely miss." 2D looked back at… "Noodle."

'Muds that is NOT Noodle."

"O' course not idiot. Tha' whole thing about goin' to hell and defeating tha' demon…. Yeh I guess I was wasted. So I built Cyborg Noodle 'ere from her DNA from the El Manana shoot! Genius eh?"

…

"Well anyway I'm makin' a new CD and I needed your melancholy voice, ok sunbeam? Well ya don' really 'ave a choice when ya think abou' it… ah well. Noodle! Follow us, don' shoot unless he tries to escape." She nodded.

"Muds can she talk?" 2D asked.

"Nah… not yet anyway." Cyborg Noodle poked him with the barrel of her gun, meaning "Move it!" and together they all made their way to the huge, seaside hotel looking building. As they went in it became obvious he wasn't going to one of the upper levels but one that seemed to be… under the building. But under the building of a tiny island? That made no sense.

Murdoc was leading him down a long flight of stairs, and with every step 2D's anxiety grew, where was he taking him and what was down there?

Finally the three of them hit the bottom, and it was just a regular room, but by the looks of it outside it was deep under the water.

"Is this my room?" 2D asked.

"Yep! And yeh didn' even see the best part yet." Murdoc pointed to the ocean outside.

"NONONONONONONONONOOOO MUDS!" 2D jumped into Murdoc's arms and flailed hysterically "NO!"

"GEDOFFA ME! Wot the bloody hell is wrong with you?!"

"NO!"

"GAH!"

"Why the fuck did I eva tell you I was afraid of whales?!" outside a huge whale was standing watch, giving 2D a weird look.

"I dunno man, big mistake on your part. Gedoff, Cyborg Noodle's lookin' at me weird."2D tried to climb off gracefully, but there's nothing graceful about a gangly 6'2" brain damaged keyboardist so he fell painfully on his back.

"OW!"

"Not my fault!"

"AUGHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" the whale went.

"AUGH WHALE!" Murodc rolled his eyes at 2D's ridiculous fear, then took out some rope and tied his hands behind his back. It was sad, 2D was too paralyzed with fear to put up a fight.

"Ey faceache listen, I'm gonna go feed Andre-"

"Who's Andre?"

"The WHALE ya bloody idiot! I'll come back to feed ya at abou' 7 or so."

"DON' LEAVE ME!" 2D threw himself at him and headbutted him in the legs.

"OH FOR SATAN'S SAKE IT CAN' GET YOU!-"

"THE WHALES GONNA EAT MEEEEE!-"

"SCREAM ANY MO' LIKE THA' AND YER GONNA BREAK THE WINDOW!"He shut up."Jeez!..." Murdoc growled and left with Cyborg Noodle at his heels.

So… now what?

"AAAAAAOOOOOOO-"

"AUGH!!!"

Whoo I'm tired. I'll probably have the next part up soon since it's all typed out and such I just have to upload it. Lemme know what you think.

Oh and I felt SO bad for 2D on the Gorillaz website, I wish I coulda given him a huuuug.