So I've recently seen a few stories like this by numorous authors but instead of NM they were for the Twilight movie. They looked fun to write so I am trying it but for NM instead. Please tell me if it was corny/bad/good/cheesey/horrible/great/wierd/creepy. This is my feeble attempt at humor, so lemme know if it wasnt funny, just me trying to be funny and failing. If I get 100% negative feedback I will delete. The first chp (this) is bad but please give it a chance!

Twilight Characters Visit the Set of New Moon

Director: Welcome back Kristen, Rob, Deer, Tay- WAIT! Deer explain yourself.

Deer Actor: Huhz?

Director: WTF are you doing here? YOUR NOT FREAKIN IN THIS ONE!

Deer Actor: I'm NOT?! I had a contract to be in New Moon too! If you dont believe me just ask my manager/bodyguard... *grabs huge scary bear*

Director: *sighs* fine... wait in the 'I don't exist buffet room' over there.

Deer Actor: *zooms off happily*

Director: Anyway, welcome back everyone to film the sequal movie New Moon!!!

Kristen: Oh yah, btw guys I'm goth now. Just fyi.

Director: AN-Y-WAY I have a special surprise for all you actors!

Rob: Eeep! *sqeels and starts hyperventalating*

Kristen: Ugh... he gt so ugly since the last movie Twilight. Do I really have to kiss him? And look how his left nipple is oozing stuff!

*everyone looks and fients*

Rob: Don't look at it! The doctor said no one would notice! DON'T LOOK AT IT!

Director: Okay guys stop, just stop. I've-

Rob: *in opera voice* DON'T LOOK AT ITT!!!

cuh-razy Twiligh fangirls: *facepalm* sometimes he's so gay. Sigh.

Director: *grabs megaphone* PEOPLE PEOPLE PEOPLE!

fangirls: yeah we wanna hea-earrr!

Director: who let you in???

fangirls: YoU wIlL nEvEr KnOw...

Direcotr: whatevs. anyway actors, SHUT UP!!! *everyone gets quiet from directors directory-doom voice* Good, good. Anyway while we film New Moon I have gotten the actual characters from the book to come here and watch and help out!!!

*crickets chirp*

*chirp*

*Chirp-chirp-chirp*

*ch-ch-chirp*

*chiiirrrppp*

*catchy tune starts up*

Kristen: chiiirrrrpppp! chirrrrp... CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP.

Rob: OH OH OH OH STAYIN ALIVE STAYIN ALIVE

everyone:?

Rob: What? Kristen's chirps sounded like the tune to that song!

Kristen :idiot.

Rob(while trying to cover his oozing deformed nipple with tape): muchacho. muchacho. MU-CHA-CHO. Try saying it with me. Mu-cha-cho. Muchacho. No with a Franch accent: Muchacho. Now like a super hero: Muchacho.

everyone: *facepalm*

Director: Anyway *leans back and shouts to somewhere behind curtains* come on out guys!

Out walks Bella, Edward, Jake, Carlisle, Esme, Emmet, Rose, Alice, Jasper, Charlie, Billy, Sam, etc.

Emmet: Hey yall! (booms) whos playing me? anyone? anyone?

Kellen: me.

Emmet: Oh. Migod. Its PERFECT! *Does the YMCA and hugs Kellan Lutz* Its like looking in a mirror!

Jacob: *walks up to Taylor Lautner* Dude, whats with the hair?

Taylor: *points* wig, wi-ig. do I need to spell it out for you UGH... some ppl are sooo stupid.

Jacob: *Turns to director* This DRAMA QUEEN is playing me?!

Taylor: Hey!

Jacob: stuff it human.

Taylor: I dont care, as long as I;m sex-ayyy cos I work out. BOOYAH! PSihavea12packjustsoyouknow.

Jacob: okay

Taylor: *grins creepily*

Bella: So, Director, who plays me?

Director: *points to Kristen*

Bella: *drops dead* SHE HAS A BLACK MULLET!

Director: er...well abou thaaat... uh *really fast dyes Kristens hair brwon and puts on hair extensions* there.

Bella: *sighs in relief* You had me fooled for a second there.

Rob: Hey, Ed! Ova here! BTW dont look at my nipple and also btw I'm playing you!

Edward: *looks at the tape on Rob's nipple and dies*

Director: Anyway, now that we've all met eachother let's start filming! Places everyone, and ACTION!

Please review :D. That was my attempt at humor. Tell me I failed or suceeded. Thanx:)