TREEHOUSE OF HORROR
Shriek
It was midnight, and Bart and Lisa were sitting in the Simpson living room. Lisa was sitting on the floor, and Bart was lying on the couch. They were both watching a new horror movie, entitled Killing Spree. Suddenly, a freaky man wearing a hockey mask, raincoat and track pants burst in the front door with a chainsaw in one hand and a butcher knife in the other. He was screaming strange words the kids had never heard before.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" screamed the kids.
Then, he threw the butcher knife at the ground and lifted up his mask. It was Homer.
"Well, there's my jobs at the lumber mill, butchery, hockey rink, aquarium, Vietnamese school and athletics oval done. I think I'll go to bed," said Homer as he walked up the stairs to his bedroom. Bart and Lisa were hyperventilating. Then, the power went out, and they were engulfed in darkness. All of a sudden, the lights came back on, but the lights were red.
Then the TV started to speak. It said," Revenge… I will have my revenge…"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" screamed the kids again. They ran upstairs to their own bedrooms and hid under their blankets.
The next morning, Bart and Lisa told their mother what had happened the previous night.
"I'm sure it was just a nightmare. You know what happens when you watch scary movies," she said
"Mum, it wasn't a nightmare. And what are the odds of us both having the same dream?" replied Bart. Just then the school bus pulled up, and the kids rushed outside.
On the bus, Lisa was looking out the window when she saw a person in a black cloak with a mask that looked just like the killer from last night's movie. It was looking right at her, holding up a hook. Lisa quivered.
Then when they got to school, Principal Skinner came up to Bart with a message for him and Lisa. It read:
Come to the back of the school yard in 10 minutes.
I have a little something to show you.
Signed, anonymous.
So, in 10 minutes, Bart and Lisa went to the back of the school yard. On the swings, there was a note saying to go to the sports shed. They went there and saw the same person Lisa saw on the way to school. It was holding Sherri and Terri's heads.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" screamed Bart and Lisa, and they took off, with the killer right on their heels. It chased them into an alley, where Bart found a pile of dead bodies and a brick wall blocking their path. The bodies were of Ned Flanders, Grandpa Simpson, Groundskeeper Willy, Reverend Lovejoy, Moe Syzlak, Waylen Smithers and Duff Man. The kids turned around and saw the killer approaching.
"To answer your unasked question, yes, I did kill these people. And now I am going to kill you!" the killer announced. It ran at the kids, and Bart picked up a steel rod. He swung the rod, and it hit the killer in the side of its head. It collapsed onto a garbage bin, unconscious. Lisa stepped forward and removed the killer's mask.
"Oh my God. It's mum!" she exclaimed. Then Chief Wiggum showed up in the police paddy wagon. He stepped out of it and approached. He picked up Marge's unconscious body and threw her into the back of the wagon. That was the last Bart and Lisa ever saw of her.