A/N: Hey guys! This is my second fanfic ever and first PJO one, so constructive criticism is super appreciated! Anyway, R&R.

CAMP HALF BLOOD CHATROOM

smartypants has started a chat titled "Percy is a lunatic"

Annabeth: PERSEUS JACKSON you're so weird. You spilled FREAKIN SEAWATER ALL OVER MY BLUEPRINTS!

Chiron: Yes, and you broke the strategy video in the training room.

Thalia: AND YOU MISSED THE TARGET IN ARCHERY AND ALMOST KILLED ME!

Malcolm: Its kind of redundant that you're chatting Percy when he's the cabin across from you.

Clarisse: This is entertaining.

Annabeth: Oh, shut up Clarisse. You didn't have to eavesdrop. Or have you got nothing better to do?

Percy: Hi guys

Poseidon: Son! :P

Chiron: Lord Poseidon?

Thalia: Gods have chatrooms?

Zeus: Ya. Everyone on Olympus.

Percy: Dad? Zeus?

Nico: What's going on?

Annabeth: I don't know and I don't care. PERCY DESTROYED MY BLUEPRINTS!

Athena: I told you not to associate with that idiot. Now look at what happened.

Poseidon: Don't talk about my son like that you Olivehead! }:(

Percy: Dad, it's okay. By the way, what's up with the emoctions?

Clarisse: This is entertaining.

Nico: Shut up!

Silena: Shut up!

Dionysus: Why can't all you punks shut up, get up, and do something?

Zeus: I sent you down there to be nice to the campers, son.

Ares: I love fights.

Apollo: I feel a haiku coming...

I'm in a chat room

It makes me seem so modern

The sun god is hot

Hades: I love it!

Poseidon: What do you mean, "the sun god is hot"? So is the Sea God! 0_o

Helios: And the first sun god!

Apollo: You're so old, Helios.

Hephaestus: And the god of fire! I'm buff, you know.

Hermes: How did you type in italics? I cant do that.

Hades: How did you? We're all learning.

Apollo: I'm not telling...

Poseidon: I'M HOT TOO!

Artemis: Men are so shallow. And dumb. And disgusting. Especially my brother.

Athena: I agree

Percy: This chatroom was made by Wise Girl to talk about me. Not how hot Apollo is. Not that I'm complaining though.

Malcolm: Yeah, I'm not really interested in this conversation anymore.

Silena Beauregard has exited this chatroom.

Malcolm Richard has exited this chatroom.

Percy Jackson has exited this chatroom.

Annabeth Chase has exited this chatroom.

Nico di Angelo has exited this chatroom.

Clarisse la Rue has exited this chatroom.

Thalia Grace has exited this chatroom.

Chiron: So, I guess now it's just the gods?

Aphrodite: and me! *blows kiss*

Chiron has exited this chatroom.

"Percy is a lunatic" has been closed.

A/N: There you go. Trust me, this is the shortest thing I've ever written. REVIEW!

Fellow demigod,

Hallie