Link walks up to Pit, at the mall. "Hey cutie." says Link, winking.
"Um, Link, I'm pretty sure we've been over this..." said Pit, grimacing.
"What's wrong? Want to go somewhere more private?" asked Link.
"N-no!" muttered Pit "I just don't don't want you flirting with me."
"Wait a minute..." said Link, thinking it out.
"Are you... IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE ELSE!" Said Link, appalled.
"N-no! It's just..." Started Pit
"It's just what? What's the matter?" asked. Link.
"I don't love you..." said Pit, exaspetated.
"Yeah. I know. BUT! I love you! And one day, maybe you'll love me back! And that's all that matters!" said Link, cheerily.
"Um... I don't think that is all that matters..." muttered Pit.
"For now, that's all I need to keep living!" said Link.
"Whoa dude! Don't hinge your entire LIFE on me. That is SO not cool. I mean come on bro." said Pit.
"I wouldn't kill myself over you, but something tells me that I won't have to." said Link.
"Um... I should leave. Now." Said Pit, practically jogging towards the door.
"BYE HONEY, I LOVE YOU!" Called Link, waving.