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1. Play Voltaire's 'Vampire Club'
2. a. Host a Vampire the Masquerade meet at their house
b. Insist they play
3. a. Wear plastic vampire fangs
b. Say you're one of them
4. Put coffins in their room
5. a. Challenge Edward's fatherhood of Renesme
b. Make him take a paternity test
c. Fake results so Jacob is the father
6. Fill Carlisle's book shelf with Ann Rice
7. a. Sell Carlisle's paintings to a pawn shop
b. When he gets mad offer to use the money to buy him ice cream
8. Replace Edward's piano with an organ
9. Dress Bella in white and offer as a "sacrifice"
10. a. Donate Alice's clothes to charity
b. Fill Alice's closet with clothes from Wal-Mart
11. Put black hair dye in Rosalie's shampoo
12. Take them to the Red Cross to donate blood
13. Adopt a bunch of puppies and fill the house
14. a. Make an inaccurate civil war diorama
b. Include dinosaurs
15. Cross yourself when they enter the room
16. Throw Holy water at them
17. Scream "BEGON DEMONS!"
18. Advertise their home as a morgue