How to annoy get killed by our favourite and only Dark Lord..
Enjoy~
Call him "The man-who-let-the-boy-who-lived live."
Tell him Dumbledore's the one who really has his nose.
Give him a bottle of hair growth potion.
Make him use it.
When it works, make him dance to "Whip My Hair."
Post it on Youtube.
Tell him he looks like an eel.
Give him a 50% off coupon for botox.
Tell him he needs to smile more.
Wake him up every morning with the song "Good Morning."
Redecorate his room.
Make it kawaii desu!
Send him love letters signed by Wormtail.
Ask him why he doesn't have a cool pimp cane like Lucius.
Steal all of his shampoo/soap (Does he even bathe...?) and replace them with flower/fruit scented ones.
Put printer ink in his shampoo bottles.
Bedazzle his robes.
Have a slumber party and force him to come.
Paint his nails.
Invite Harry Potter.
Every time you see him, scream "You broke Snakey!"
Insist on playing "The Imperial March" every time he enters a room.
Roll out a red carpet every time he enters a room.
Sound really sarcastic about it.
Tell him the Sorting Hat made a mistake and he was really meant to be a Hufflepuff.
Tell him he needs a new "evil laugh." Eh heh heh is lame.
Tell him Draco wants another hug.
Remind him that he had seven opportunities to Kill Harry Potter, but had to stop and gloat on every one, allowing Harry to get away.
Call him by his middle name.
Call him Voldiepoo!
Tell him that Umbrige is really his aunt.
Replace all of his drab robes with the most outrageous dresses money can buy.
Wonder aloud why he never had a girlfriend.
Ask him if the real reason he follows around Harry Potter is because he secretly loves him.
Every time he has another epic battle with Harry, yell "Yaoi time!"
Give him a tanning bed for Christmas.
Make him use it.
Say that the Death Eater organization needs "sexy time."
Design the new Death Eater uniforms, lots of sparkles!
Be alive.