Possible Directors cuts from Tekken
*Kazuya has just beaten Heihachi in tekken1 and is about to pick him up and throw him off the
cliff*
Heihachi- hee hee
Kazuya- What?
Heihachi- That tickles
Kazuya- What tickles?
Heihachi- Dunno, somthings tickling my neck
**a spider crawls out of heihachis collar**
Heihachi- Aieeee, I hate spiders (runs off the set)
Kazuya- ^_^
Director- CUT!
*Lee Chao lan is in the office in his Tekken2 video and is about to turn around on the chair*
Lee- (falls off the chair) Owie, my butt
Kazuya- (from his prison) Haa haa, loooser
Lee- What are you laughin at hedgehog head? I'm not the one in prison.
Kazuya- _ COME IN HERE AND SAY THAT TO MY FACE!!! YOU, YOU, YOU......
Heihachi- prat?
Kazuya- YEAH YOU PRAT!!!
Lee- Oooh i'm sooo offended
Kazuya- SO YOU SHOULD BE!!!!
Lee- Sad, sad, sad
Kazuya- Hey, you left the key in the lock! (opens the door)
Lee- Oh Shit
Kazuya- Payback time
**Lee runs for it with Kazuya in close pursuit**
Heihachi- Loosers, now i am back as ruler of this .....where is this place
Nina- No youre not
Heihachi- How're you gonna stop me, I could defeat you any day of the week
Nina- Yeah right, no you couldent, and anyway, I have a SPIDER
Heihachi- (screaming like a little girl) Aieeee KEEP IT AWAY FROM ME!!, I WANT MY MUMMY
(runs off the set)
Nina- Now i'm big bad and boss
Director- CUT, CUT, CUUUUUUT
*Devil is just about to killer beam Kazuya in the tekken 2 video*
Kazuya- (A killer beam narrowly misses his head)Whoa, that was close, WHERES HEIHACHI
HE IS MEANT TO BE SAVING MY ASS RIGHT ABOUT NOW!!!
Assistant- He's in his dressing room crying and muttering about a big hairy spider
Nina- Hee heee
Kazuya- Thats not funny, I need to throw someone at devil
Nina- I have just the person, hee heee (runs off)
Devil- I can guess who this 'person' is
Kazuya- Me too
**five minutes later**
Nina- I'm back
Kazuya- That took you a while
Nina- Yeah first, I had to find her, then knock her out, then carry her here, and god
is she heavy
Kazuya- Okayy, lets roll
**Kazuya grabs Anna and throws her at Devil**
Devil- @.@
Kazuya- What?
Devil- She absolutely STINKS of perfume
Nina- I know
Devil- Yeeeeuch
Director- CUT, CUT, CUT, A MILLION TIMES CUT!!! Listen here Nina wise up in your video or
else you're fired
*Nina is about to slap anna in her video for tekken 1*
Nina- (slap)
Anna- owie, owie, owie that really, really hurts! (sob sob)
Director- How many times must I tell you, pretend to slap her, we add in the sound effects
Nina- But I wanna slap her
Director- Tough
Nina- Fine then I get to slap you (smacks him a good hard one on the face)
Director- Anna was right that does hurt (both start to cry, Director and anna I mean)
Nina- Thats a wrap
Director- Sob, thats, sob, my, sob, line, sob sob sob
Nina- shaddup,...thats all folks!!!, hee heee