Dave has prostitute issues and needs to punish his bitches. He has many bitches: Jade, Rose, Aradia, Vriska, Nepeta, Kanaya, John, and Karkat. But his top bitch is Terezi. And he has a lot of plans with her todaay. He started his plan by flying into a wall not trying to get noticed. ":?" Terezi said as she started to flip a table over. Dave has been noticed and he didn't know what to do so he sat on one of her horns. "Dave is that you and your pimpness I smell?" Terezi said as her armpits styarted to grow computers. "Terezi you are my bitch now, do you see this orange?" Dave said. Terezi started to molest Dave's face as she said that she was blind. "I feel violated!" Dave said as he turned into a house. Eridan walked out of the house which once was the cool pimp. "Eridan get out of here" Terezi said as she exploded. John walked out of the closet with a thong on and said "Dad, I'm gay." Sudenly it started to rain marshmellow but they soon turned into knifes. Today's leter is brought to you by Y. Eridan started to floparound like a fish and his scarf turned into Gamzee. "Uranus." Gamzee said seductivly into the wall. Nepeta appeared out of no where and said, "You're all my bitches now." And everyone started to bow down to her. Nepeta was so pleased that her eyes started to grow carrots.