ODE TO THE HEDGEHOG
A/N A VERY STRANGE LITTLE DITTY. WRITTEN BY MY LITTLE PAL SKITTLES (OR SKIKKLES AS HE CALLS HIMSELF.) HE JUST DELIVERED IT TO ME THIS MORNING IN FACT, ON A LITTLE SCRAP OF MAPLE BARK. HE WANTED TO SHOW OFF HIS NEWLY AQUIRED WRITING SKILLS TO HIS BADGERMUM. IT DOESN'T MAKE MUCH SENSE, BUT THEN, ONE CAN'T EXPECT OVERMUCH FROM A HOGBABE; ESPECIALLY ONE WHO STAYED UP UNTIL MIDNIGHT WRITING AND AWOKE WITH INKSTAINS ON HIS LITTLE PAWS!
Oh, a hedgepig is a wondrous beast
With quills from nose to toes
When he can't walk on his two feet
Rolling's how he goes
What he has is better
Than fur or feathers
Though he can't use quills for flyin'
A hedgehog who's without his spikes
'Tis like a deadbeast who's not dying.
A hedgehog is quite charming
His smile can be disarming
Of all beasts, close and far apart
He's the one we love most with all our hearts
So grab your beakers,
Raise 'em high
To a creature who's both brave and shy
Shout it out now, voices ring
To lovely hedgehogs, this we sing
A/N OK, WELL I POSTED THIS FOR MY DEAR FRIEND QUEEN WARBEAK TO READ OUT OF THE GOODNESS OF MY HEART(ACTUALLY, UNDER PAIN OF DEATH, I BELEIVE...) SO, GIRL, I THINK YOU OWE ME ONE TOO! A BADGER SONG? HMMM...OR A STORY/SONG WRITTEN BY GEMMY? I KNOW AND GEMMY'S GUIDE TO BEING EVIL! WELL, WHATEVER, I HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT, AND ALL OF YOU OTHER GUYS READING IT, TOO!
A/N A VERY STRANGE LITTLE DITTY. WRITTEN BY MY LITTLE PAL SKITTLES (OR SKIKKLES AS HE CALLS HIMSELF.) HE JUST DELIVERED IT TO ME THIS MORNING IN FACT, ON A LITTLE SCRAP OF MAPLE BARK. HE WANTED TO SHOW OFF HIS NEWLY AQUIRED WRITING SKILLS TO HIS BADGERMUM. IT DOESN'T MAKE MUCH SENSE, BUT THEN, ONE CAN'T EXPECT OVERMUCH FROM A HOGBABE; ESPECIALLY ONE WHO STAYED UP UNTIL MIDNIGHT WRITING AND AWOKE WITH INKSTAINS ON HIS LITTLE PAWS!
Oh, a hedgepig is a wondrous beast
With quills from nose to toes
When he can't walk on his two feet
Rolling's how he goes
What he has is better
Than fur or feathers
Though he can't use quills for flyin'
A hedgehog who's without his spikes
'Tis like a deadbeast who's not dying.
A hedgehog is quite charming
His smile can be disarming
Of all beasts, close and far apart
He's the one we love most with all our hearts
So grab your beakers,
Raise 'em high
To a creature who's both brave and shy
Shout it out now, voices ring
To lovely hedgehogs, this we sing
A/N OK, WELL I POSTED THIS FOR MY DEAR FRIEND QUEEN WARBEAK TO READ OUT OF THE GOODNESS OF MY HEART(ACTUALLY, UNDER PAIN OF DEATH, I BELEIVE...) SO, GIRL, I THINK YOU OWE ME ONE TOO! A BADGER SONG? HMMM...OR A STORY/SONG WRITTEN BY GEMMY? I KNOW AND GEMMY'S GUIDE TO BEING EVIL! WELL, WHATEVER, I HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT, AND ALL OF YOU OTHER GUYS READING IT, TOO!
