WAND'S POINT OF VIEW

Charlie. Oh Charlie. How much I love my Charlie! My wizard! The way he rests his hand on my spine- WOO! It gives me the chills! He's so warm and has such soft hands! Oh, and- AHHHH!

I screamed as loud as I could (even though I don't have a mouth). A cold hand had just grasped my spine WAY to firmly. This can't be Charlie, it just can't be!

TWO YEARS LATER

Well gosh- what a beautiful sight. The inside of Ronald Weasley's back pocket. The last time I wasn't looking at Ronald's butt, I think him and Harry Potter climbed into the flying car. That Harry Potter boy is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO handsome. The kid got his parents killed by Vol- I mean He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. And all he's left with is that scar. Poor little boy. I remember when my Charlie was a young boy and when he first waved me! Oh! I began bawling. Why did I have to think about Charlie? I sniffled. Then Ronald's voice brought me back to reality.

"Harry! Take my hand!" Ronald screamed, putting the majority of his butt pressure on my face. EW! The car lurched forward and I felt something snap. Ow! I howled. Thanks to Ronald, my spine snapped in half. RONALD! Oh I need my Charlie- he would never have let this happen to me! Get me to a hospital this instant! If it's possible for a piece of wood to go limp, then I just did. I felt my "owner" yank me out of his pocket.

"Mum's going to kill me! I can't believe I broke my wand!" Ron complained. His wand? You have GOT to be kidding me. I am and always will be Charlie's wand. But at the rate this is going, I guess I'm never going to see my Charlie again. Ronald's complaining about his Mum will kill him. Well I might as well already be dead.

THREE WEEKS LATER

Take that Ronald! He just tried to curse that adorable little blond haired boy. Lucky for Draco, his spell backfired. You deserve it Ronald! EW. A SLUG JUST LANDED ON ME. GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!

Stupid spellotape! Ronald you will pay for this! If I can't be with my Charlie, I wish I could've just died when stupid, immature, annoying, pain in the butt, smelly, ginger haired, angry, mentally messed up...

ONE HOUR LATER

ugly, fat, stupid- wait I already said that- Ronald planted his BIG FAT BOOTY all over me and snapped me in half! ONE OF THESE DAYS YOU WILL PAY RONALD. YOU WILL PAY...