I Shouldn't Be Alive

by Star-Trek-Into-Dorkness

Based on the Discovery show, John, Karkat, and a baby Dave are going to Kanaya and Rose's wedding when suddenly they're forced to fight off South Dakota's harsh winter. Rated T for Karkat's cussing and a scenario that might be scary for some adults. Don't like, don't read. I don't own anything. ;A;

So I was watching this 'I Shouldn't Be Alive' episode or another show like that on Discovery where this couple got stuck in this deserted snow plain going to a wedding and since I'm watching Dual Survival…I had to do this.

Characters:

Wife: Karkat

Husband: John

Baby: Dave

"Oh, we turn left at the fork and then take a right, not the other way around." John said with a sorry smile. "NO SHIT, FUCKASS." John smiled and rested his hand on Karkat's, casually glancing back at Dave playing with a spoon. "Siri," John said to his phone, staring at the snow covered mountains and the bleak sky. "Yes, Egderp?" She replied and Karkat huffed with a smile. "We need directions to the nearest gas station, please." Siri paused, Dave rhythmically tapped his spoon against the window, and John sneezed. "I've found no gas stations near you. The farthest one is 200 miles."

"Well FUCK. We don't have enough…" John blinked at Karkat, oblivious to what Karkat just said. "Thanks, Siri…" Karkat mumbled into the hone, feeling stupid for doing so. "We can make it 200 miles right? You charged the battery last night, so we'll just switch to that!" Karkat smiled, relief filling him to his breathing tube. The car beeped several times. "Honk!" Dave said from the back, mimicking Gamzee's honking. John's lip quivered as he stared at his matesprit and burst out laughing. Damn John, when he laughed he had to laugh. Egderp's laugh was that contagious. "Ah Cod, that was funny!" John said, wiping tears from his eyes. Dave giggled. Karkat smiled. The car sputtered, slowing down to a turtle speed of 10. Karkat pushed the little button that switched the gas engine to electric. John smiled. Dave smiled. Karkat repeatedly pushed the button again, and again, and again. "Shit…" He mumbled.