Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy Tail

AN: I know I should update my other multichap but instead I uploaded this story? Well this story sits around for a while few weeks back ago and I decided to pick it up again. Today the inspiration just comes to me without stopping! And in this few hours, I have write enough to post around 7 to 8 chapters, since the word count reaches 10000 words! And I'm going to upload multiple chapters at once. Hope I can finish it by today. But I have to get a present for my best friend later before the mall closes. Well, enjoy folks.

Doranbolt's POV

Cases nowadays are getting more and more ridiculous.

From assault on celebrity's social media profile to malicious comment from an unknown, these celebrities will always have new things to make my headache worse. And I thought I faced the worse case of all.

Looks like I'm wrong.

It all happened yesterday night, when I was having my much needed sleep after several sleepless night just to study on the case of a certain singer hitting his girlfriend, my phone lit up and someone called me.

"Hello?"

"Hey, Doranbolt. I need your help. I'm in the hospital right now."

"Hospital?" I sleepily looked at the time and groaned at the caller, "Seriously, Laxus? If you are healthy enough to make a call to me, I guess it's not something serious right?"

"Not serious? I just got bitten by a bitch!"

"Bitten? Can you like, explain it further? And make it quick, I have trial tomorrow."

"Okay. I was bitten just now, by a female dog. Happy? Can you come now to check my wounds so I can sue the vet?"

"Whose dog? And why the vet and not the owner?"

"Silly, that dog was mine."

Silence.

I mean, how could such a ridiculous request came from the all famous rock star, Laxus?

"So, why the vet? I'm sure you done something to provoke your own dog."

"Because just this afternoon I took my dog to the vet! Surely she had done something to her or brainwashed it just to hurt me! Imagine the headline tomorrow! The famous Laxus Dreyer got bitten by his own brainwashed dog!"

I sighed and just listen to his ramblings. Making me almost late for my trial the next day. And now, I have to go to the vet he told me to check for things.

After parking my Ferrari at the parking lot, I lock it and walk all the way to the vet. Looking at the piece of paper that has the address written down by Laxus, I search for it.

"Dragon's Vet?" I read the sign and shook my head. I bet the owner is a crazy old man who likes to fantasize about dragons.

The bell on the door rang when I open the door. This place looks cozy! There are lots of dogs and cats in a room playing around together with the sign read Play Room. The counter is empty. No one's there.

"Hello, anyone?"

A young girl that looks like a teenager come out from the back and rush to the counter with an apologetic face on her. She have her blue hair tied in twin ponytails. Strange, blue hair? Then she wear a coat like the lab coat with lots of strange things sticking out from her pocket. She bow at me and said, "I'm so sorry! I'm alone today, taking care of the sick pets and some who are waiting to be picked up. How can I help you?"

"Can I know who is Dr Marvell?"

"Yes, that would be me."

I stare at her with a I-can't-believe-the-vet-is-this-young face and her face changed from friendly to a annoyed one, "I know what you are thinking, what a young girl like me is actually the vet? For God's sake, I'm 22 already!"

I smile and apologize, "I'm sorry. Anyway, I'm Doranbolt, a lawyer," I take out my business card from my inner pocket in my coat and present it to her. Her eyes widen and looked at me with shivering body, "Did I do anything wrong? Is my clinic not up to the standards? I thought I just renew my business license few weeks ago, is it there's a problem with it? Oh, is it because someone think that the pets here are giving too much noise pollution? I swear they are just being energetic after being sick!"

"Woah, calm down." I hold out both my hands asking her to stop talking. She calmed down a bit and waiting for me to explain, "Okay, you know Laxus?"

"Yeah, he is a regular here. His bulldog, Ever is totally cute and obedient! She is one of my most well behaved around here. Is there something wrong?"

"He was bitten by Ever and now he want to sue you, saying you brainwashed his dog and gave it something it shouldn't get to become vicious or something."

Her face transformed from curious to a confusing one. "But I just gave her the usual injection of vaccine!"

"Sorry, I know him and his ridiculous request, but at least do me a favor like letting me inspect his dog's records?"

"Oh, sure." Dr Marvell's hands start to search for the record at her drawers. Then after giving me the record, she ask, "Is there anything else you need?"

"Oh, that's all for now. Thanks for the cooperation."

"Okay. Mr lawyer."

"Doranbolt, not Mr lawyer." she giggles and nods.

"Wendy."

"Huh?"

"My name, Wendy." she's blushing? How cute! Wait, don't tell me, I the great Doranbolt, fall in love with a girl who looks like a loli? Then my nickname will be changed from Doranbolt the great to Doranbolt the lolicon!

"Well, erm, I need to go. Thanks again, Wendy."

I rushed out from the place and catch my breath. What kind of feeling is this? Why this feeling when I just met her? I mean, she's not the type that I desired!

Well, maybe, I can see her just one more time, you know, to reconfirm what I felt just now.

Yup. I should do that.

Laxus's POV

Honestly, I can't believe Doranbolt will make a big fuss about how I make him almost late for his trial and so on. The victim is me! The one hospitalized is me!

"I'm sorry, but Laxus is not in a good condition to get an interview. Yes. Please and thank you." My manager Freed ended a call and turn to me. He then just shake his head and said, "Laxus, I think you can go now. The coast is clear at the back door."

Too lazy to entertain anyone, I just put up my left hand to Freed and walk my way to the back door and headed to the car park. My wound is not too serious that can make me unable to drive myself. So after the whole day trying to break through from the crowd of fans and the reporters, I really need some time alone. I drove my BMW to the nearby pub where I can get a drink or two before I head back to my house.

"Mira, the usual."

"Ara, ara, Laxus. Nice to see you so well. So how's your wounds?"

"Fine. See, I'm still alive and kicking."

"Hahahaha, tongue as sharp as usual."

I sit down and make myself comfortable. After Mira, the barmaid that runs this pub called Fairy Tail set down my usual beer, she went back to serve other customers. Most people must be wondering why I always come to this pub that hardly get much customers except the regulars. Well, there's someone that always make me feel at ease whenever I look at her smile.

And that person is Mirajane Strauss.

She always smiles, hardly raise her voice even though some customers annoys her, even playing as a matchmaker to settle other couple's love problems.

The very first time I saw her, she is trying to calm down a crying female customer. And after a few more visits to Fairy Tail, I finally know about the strange feeling inside my chest.

Still, it's still very hard for me to confess it to her.

She never treats me differently because I'm a famous rock star. She just treat me as a fellow regular. Trying to make a small talk with me and always listen to my complains intently.

"Yo, Laxus! You here today? Come fight me!"

The one that always picks a fight with me even though he always loses, is none other than Natsu Dragneel, another regular here.

He has pink hair, which he always argues it's called salmon. Then his scarf that always wrapped around his neck, where he will never stop wearing it, even though it's summer time. He got famous because he is the best fireman in the country where he can save a whole dozen of people alone.

"Well, Natsu. Good timing! I'm irritated and I decided that the one who will receive my wrath is you!"

"Yosh, I'm fired up! Bring it on!"

Lying down with his eyes spinning, I scoffed and enjoy my beer. Mira just smile and said, "Ara, Laxus, when will you give Natsu a chance to hit you even once?"

"Mira, he's just an idiot."

"Yup, but it seems that you can smile a bit when he comes and challenge you."

"Humph, whatever it it. Another glass." I motion to my now empty glass to her and she nods. "I'll be back to you in a minute, there are new customers at the table there."

Watching her going to the new table to take the order, I sigh and set down my chin to the bar table. Then after Natsu recovered from his unconsciousness earlier, he sits down beside me and pats my back, "So, how's your hand?"

"Good. At least better than you that always got beaten by me."

"Hey, I'm going to pump more muscles so I can beat you one day, just wait!"

"Natsu, why do you always pick a fight with me?"

"Well, I pick a fight so I can be stronger! It's boring though if I always fight with that stripper alone."

"Stripper? Ah, Gray. He's not around today?"

"I guess he's still in his shift. Ohhhh, how I want to see his annoyed face right now?"

"Then, make a prank call to him at his work place."

We both grin evilly and he laughs, "That's a good idea!"

AN: Is it funny enough? I aim to make this as hilarious as possible. In later chapters there will be countless of misunderstandings that will make others laugh at! Stay tuned.