Explanation for such a hideous display of my fucked-up mind: Eh, I was bored.

Is this a…GASP! SERIES!?: Yosh. If anyone has any suggestions of who to do next (in any anime series I know…I know a lot, so go crazy.) tell me and I may do it. I'm planning on doing L or Light from Death Note next. ;D

10 Ways to annoy the Hell out of: Edward Elric.
Volume One.

Way 1: Sprinkle fertilizer on him, and when he angrily asks "What the Hell you're doing" innocently say, "I'm trying to help you grow, Ed."

Way 2: Treat him like a child, and pinch his cheeks, cooing over him on whatever he does. Ie; "Edward, good job, you spelled!" "EDDY-KINS! Great job, you walked!" "Ed! You spoke! Whatta good boy!" And so on.

Way 3: Braid and un-braid his hair whenever he stands/sits still for more then two minutes.

Way 4: Buy him lot of cute cosplaying outfits, and force him to dress up in them, and then tell him how adorable he is. Optional: force him to go outside and walk around with you, then show him off to everyone who comes near. "Look at my Ed! Bet he's better then yours!"

Way 5: If you haven't seen him for more then five minutes, dramatically run up to him and embrace him emotionally (tears are a good effect) and sob, saying, "Oh, I missed you my beloved Ed!"

Way 6: Trip him whenever he walks by. Then, while he's on the ground, point and gasp, "OMG! ED YOU SHRUNK AGAIN!"

Way 7: Give him ridiculous pet names. Ie; Eddy-kins, teddy bear, mister adorable, etc.

Way 8: Dress up like him and mock everything he does. If you don't have the right hair, get a wig. And make sure you have it all down to his pocket watch. Its best you stay clear when you mock him, so he won't jump you and bite at your face or something.

Way 9: Hit him whenever he says something smart, and shout, "ED! THAT'S STUPID!" Make sure not to knock him out…it would be best to use a paper back book, not hard back, if you want to use a more deadly weapon.

And finally…

Way 10: Whenever Winry is around (oh come on, we all know they were meant to be!) hug him/snuggle up to him/put your arm around his neck, and lick his nose/ear/cheek, then smile at a fuming/blushing-angrily Winry, and say innocently (and make sure to be extra adorable and innocent!) "What? You want one too, Winry?"

DISCLAIMER: I am not responsible for any murders/injuries/restraining orders that this fictional character may inflict upon you if you try this.

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