Hey guys, this is a short fanfic where I put myself into a scene from "Waiting for Godot" by Sam Beckett. I hope you like it!
Peter Instead of Godot
Vladimir: Do you have anything to eat?
Estragon: No, I'm trying to get my boot off. Stop bothering me!
Vladimir: I'm not bothering you I'm hungry!
Estragon: You can be both at once!
Peter: Hey guys, what's up?
Estragon: Who are you?
Vladimir: I'm Vladimir, I'm also bothering you.
Estragon: I thought you were hungry?
Vladimir: Ha! You admit it.
Peter: You guys are weird.
Estragon: No, we're Vladimir and Estragon.
Peter: No, that's not what I meant. Look, you guys are both yourselves, but you're categorized by "weirdness".
Vladimir: I'm categorized by hunger.
Estragon: And I'm categorized by him bothering me and this bloody boot.
Peter: Guys, you can be both at once you know.
Vladimir: Why can't I only be one?
Peter: What?
Estragon? Why can't one only be I?
(Long, awkward silence.)
Peter: This is really boring, postmodernism sucks.
Th-th-that's all folks! I hope you liked it and now understand how clever and intellectually superior I am. Hahahaha, I am a pretentious dick!