A/N: ZOMG~
I've always loved these fics~
Of listening to two people in a room
and thinking of dirty things
but in reality
it's something else completely~
xD
My first ficcy like this~
Somewhat ZoSan, somewhat not
enjoy~~!!!
"Dammit Marimo you have horrible aim!"
Luffy paused at the door at this exclaim. It was rare for Sanji and Zoro to be within five feet of each other willingly, much less in the same room often. So why were they in the kitchen… together?
"I can't damn see anything ero-cook! How the hell am I supposed to aim you idiot??!!"
"Just… Just scoot it over to the left a bit!"
There were a few grunts that sounded like Zoro, followed by a rather breathless mumble from the cook.
At this point, the captain was interrupted by Franky, who noticed Luffy's strange behavior, and came to investigate.
"What's up captain?"
"Zoro and Sanji are in there," Luffy says matter-of-factly, somewhat baffling the mechanic.
"What? Together?"
"I dunno."
"I saw Cook-san ask Ken-san to go in a while ago," contributed a voice on Luffy's left. The two men turned to find Robin standing there, a small smile on her lips.
"How come?" Luffy mused. But any reply was cut off by Sanji's muffled shout from within.
"Not that left! My left!"
"I did freakin' go your left!"
"The other left!"
"You mean right?!"
"Yea-" Sanji's shout fell into a gasp, then a moan.
Unconsciously, Luffy gulped.
"What are you guys doing?" Nami's voice said from behind the trio. When the captain turned, he saw the rest of the crew, minus the swordsman and the chef of course, had gathered, all curious.
"Zoro and Sanji are in there," he repeats, then turns his attention back onto the room in which his two strongest nakama were in.
"Was that a… moan…?" Usopp mutters, wide-eyed and drawing closer to the wooden door. Suddenly, said door bangs open, and a certain swordsman struts out, in the middle of pulling on his shirt.
"Huh? What's everyone doing out here?" he said, eyebrows rose skeptically. Without even waiting for an answer, he walked passed his mates, whom parted for him like the red sea, and padded across the Sunny's deck. Then as if he had forgotten something, he turned around.
"Chopper, the idiot cook might need somewhat help in there."
With that said, he strode off, no doubt to take a nap after the, ahem, vigorous exercise of the afternoon.
The crew just stared after him, jaws dropped, eyes wide.
"W-wait… He… They were… W…What…?" Nami stammered.
"They were not doing… uh… were they…?" Franky murmured.
"My…" Robin giggled.
"What happened?" Luffy asked, innocently oblivious.
"…You don't want to know," Usopp whispered, clasping a hand on his captain's shoulder.
"Whoa… I never knew…" Brook mused.
"Help? What help?" Chopper was immediately awoken. Doctor-instincts taking over, he takes a deep breath and walks into the room. To find…
--
"Damn Marimo… Ask him to help move a few cartons and what does he do? Ram me in the stomach with it…"
A/N: How was the ending?
I'm aware it sucked
somewhat
but well, please?
R&R?
xDDDD
Seemed like Zoro just to walk away after, ahem...
completely unfazed
xD
So well, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
...
whomever's birthday it is!!