Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN HARRY POTTER, OKAY?!
A/N: This one is partially inspired by another fanfic. I forgot what's it's called, but it was one of the "Things not to do at Hogwarts" fics. Also, extremely minor language. I hope you enjoy this!
"Turn your books to page 236." Umbridge instructed. Harry begrudgingly flipped through his book to find the page. It was no use arguing with Umbridge. He had the scars to prove it. Umbridge began writing the pages that were to be read on the chalkboard, along with an essay they had to write about the theory of defensive charms. Nobody seemed too happy about this. Ron was scowling, Hermione wrinkled her nose, Pavarti and Lavender exchanged irritated looks, and Seamus rolled his eyes. One person, however, didn't seem angry.
In fact, Dean Thomas looked quite pleased. He wore a smirk of his face, though his textbook was closed. What he was happy about was beyond Harry. There was something under his desk that he grabbed and pulled out. It was… a bucket?
Dean stood up with the bucket and strode over to Umbridge, who was oblivious, still writing on the chalkboard.
"Professor?" Dean asked. Umbridge turned around, wearing a fake smile. She opened her mouth to say something, but before any noise could come out-
SPLASH!
Dean had overturned the bucket on her head. It seemed to have contained ordinary water.
"AAAHH!" Umbridge shrieked. When the shock wore off, she had fire in her eyes and Dean seemed disappointed.
"Damn…" He muttered, "It didn't work."
"WHAT," shrieked Umbridge, "WAS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN?!"
"Well, you were supposed to melt…"
Harry couldn't help it.
He burst out laughing. Umbridge turned, rounding on Harry.
"WHAT DO YOU FIND FUNNY ABOUT THIS?!" She screamed. Harry didn't answer. He was too busy laughing. The purebloods stared at the exchange blankly, confused. Hermione was turning slightly red from holding her laughter. Umbridge faced Dean again, opened her mouth, closed it, and stormed out of the classroom. Dean grinned.
"Ding dong, the witch is dead!"
"Which old witch?" Harry added.
"The Wicked Witch!" Hermione exclaimed.
"DING DONG, THE WICKED WITCH IS DEAD!"