Title: Love on the High Seas: "Bitches"
Author:
Pirate
Turner
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Every one has some kind of
pest in their life. For some, it's a person. For many, it's
cockroaches, mice, rats, ants, or other bugs. For these Pirates, it's
bitches!
Warnings: Slash, Alternate Universe
Disclaimer: Smee,
James Hook, and Captain Jack Sparrow are © & TM Disney, not
the author. Wolverine, Sabertooth, and Morph are © & TM
Marvel comics, not the author. Spike, Joxer, and Autolycus are ©
& TM their respective owners, as well, who also are not the
author. The author makes absolutely no profit off of this work of fan
fiction, and no copyright infringement is intended.
The room was hazy, filled with smoke from tobacco, peyote, burning candles, and other sources and the raucous noise of a large gathering of friends and brothers who had perhaps drank just a little too much. The chilling voice of James Hook rang hauntingly out from the stage that was usually reserved for the dance girls. His band played around him in a circle, each giving their music their all while their big grins only grew bigger at the sensual movements of their lovers on the floor.
All became instantly still, however, as the doors to the tavern opened. All eyes turned to the door as an angry hiss bellowed throughout the room. "BITCHES!!!"
James Hook's mustache bristled from end to end. Spike's upper lip pulled back in a disgusted sneer. Wolverine and Sabertooth's claws instinctively unsheathed. Joxer nearly choked on his drink. Autolycus thumped a toothpick across the room, which Morph promptly fell over and landed in a heap of jumbled limbs in the floor though no one laughed.
All the Pirates stood or sat nearly completely immobile, their enlarged eyes transfixed on the crew of Piratesses who stood in the entry of the tavern as memories raced through their minds. It was the infamous Captain Jack Sparrow whose miserable moan spoke the thought on all their minds. "Damn," he moaned, "not again!"
The End