Spaceballs
Episode
Negitive
Five
In a galaxy which looks very very very very very familiar
A group of four explorers called HELPNO-1 stepped into an odd environment
HELPNO-1 came from the round Planet Spaceball.
The main purpose of HELPNO-1 was to find planets with lots of air,
Try to work out trade agreements for the air,
And to kill the Evil Gor'bils, a race of parasitic Gerbils
By stealing the air from the Gor'bil home world.
"Sir," the blond woman said.
"What, Smarter?" the graying man asked.
"We have Rat'ta action in the woods," Major Tam Smarter said, putting on her round helmet.
"Understood. Major, where are Teralk and Doctor Traction?" he asked.
"Here, Crack," Doctor Spaniel Traction said as he headed into the clearing with Teralk, the dark skined Falkonl of the Rat'ta of the Gor'bil Ka'nockus
"I am here as well, Colonel Crack Crown'Heel," Teralk stated.
"Good, let's high-tail it back through the Carspate to Planet Spaceball before Harnak and his Rat'ta get here!" Colonel Crown'Heel said.
On the other side of the Carspate
"Sir, we're getting an IDC code. It's SG-1, sir"
"Open the Iris," the bald man said, wondering what SG-1 was doing off world when they were talking to him in his office no two minutes ago.