Welcome To The Family Song Fan Fiction
Melinda gets a new boyfriend called Stefan and Wyatt and Chris want to make sure that Stefan is nice to their younger sister and let him know that if he upsets her that it's not just them he has to worry about about. It's the whole Charmed family. And he only mentions the adults...the cousins are a another matter...
Welcome to the family
Wyatt and Chris are sitting in the living room, talking to Melinda's boyfriend, Gabriel.
Hope you have a real good life
With my little sister
Melinda walks in.
"What's going on?" Melinda asked.
"Just talking." Chris said.
"Are you sure?" She asked again.
"Yeah everything's fine Mel." Gabriel said.
"Okay...uh guys don't kill him." Melinda said before she walks back out.
Yeah, she'll make a real good wife
Hope you have lots of babies
"So Gabriel where you working at?" Chris asked.
"Oh, I'm a part time bartender until I finish collage." Gabriel said.
"Bartender?" Wyatt asked.
Hope you get a real job
Hope you don't mind company
'Cause we'll be there a lot
"You know if you want a future with Melinda, then you're gonna get a real job. One that supports her." Wyatt said.
And brother here's some brotherly advice
If you know what's good for you you'll treat her right
"If Melinda gets hurt then it's not just Chris and myself that you have to worry about." Wyatt said.
"If she so much crys one tear because of you, then the whole family may just kill you." Chris said.
"The whole family?" Gabriel asked.
"Yeah, I mean theirs Uncle Henry..." Wyatt started.
'Cause Uncle Henry's the local sheriff
Yeah he's the judge and the jury too
Henry Mitchell walked in, in his policeman uniform.
"And our Aunt Phoebe." Chris said.
Aunt Phoebe's the undertaker, son
She'll dig a hole for you
A demon bursts through the window and Phoebe runs into the room. She kicks him in the head and the demon falls to the floor. She throws a potion at him and the demon. The demon dies.
"Not forgetting Aunt Paige." Wyatt said.
Aunt Paige, she's just crazy
She'll fight you just for fun
Paige orbs an athame across the room, just missing Gabriel's head.
"Sorry, I was practising. I didn't see you there." Paige said. "Athame!" Paige orbed the athame back.
"Also our Mom." Chris said.
Mama's got a real bad temper
Piper blows up the kitchen door and storms up stairs.
"Our Dad too." Wyatt said.
And daddy's got a shotgun
Leo walks past holding a gun.
"Some family." Gabriel said.
"And don't get us started on our cousins." Chris said.
Welcome to the family
And this side of the tracks
"And if you ever, I don't know, disappear from her life. That would also be a big mistake." Wyatt said.
If you ever leave her
You ain't coming back
"Yeah, we never did tell you about Uncle Coop." Chris said.
My Uncle Coop's a hunter
He's gonna hunt you down
Just like he did the last one
And he still ain't been found
"Now don't get us wrong Gabriel. We think your great and we're happy that our little sister is happy." Wyatt said.
"However, her happiness is very important to us." Chris said.
"So, you better keep her happy." Wyatt said.
Now I like you just fine, don't get me wrong
But boy take care of her 'cause if you don't
"Because, well remember our family? We look out for each other." Chris said.
'Cause Uncle Henry's the local sheriff
Yeah he's the judge and the jury too
Henry walks in, still wearing his uniform.
"Oh, and just so you know Gabriel, Wyatt and Chris aren't kidding. There dead serious." Henry said walked out.
"Dead serious. Wow, when Melinda said you were over projective she weren't lying." Gabriel said.
"No, she wasn't." Wyatt said.
Aunt Phoebe's the undertaker, son
She'll dig a hole for you
"I don't just vanquish demons you know. Scumbag boys who hurt my niece I'll also vanquish too." Phoebe yelled.
"And they hurt. At least all the screaming makes us think that." Chris said.
Aunt Paige, she's just crazy
She'll fight you just for fun
"I never miss either." Paige said with a smirk on her face.
"Not once." Wyatt said.
Mama's got a real bad temper
"You bet your ass I do. Your gonna treat my baby right." Piper said and blows up a chair.
"Or that chair will be you." Piper treated.
"You do not want to be that chair." Chris said.
And daddy's got a shotgun
"And, if you break my daughter's heart, I'll make you my new target." Leo said.
"And to think, you haven't even heard about our cousins yet." Wyatt said.
'Cause Uncle Henry's the local sheriff
Yeah he's the judge and the jury too
"I'm a cop, I can cover myself." Henry called from the kitchen.
"You better listen to him." Chris said.
Aunt Phoebe's the undertaker, son
She'll dig a hole for you
"I already got a potion ready." Phoebe said in the door way, holding a potion bottle filled with black liquid.
"And she doesn't play around." Wyatt said.
Aunt Paige, she's just crazy
She'll fight you just for fun
"I got my athame ready in my hand." Paige said standing next to Phoebe.
"If you're smart then you better treat my little sister just right." Chris said.
Mama's got a real bad temper
Piper melted a bowl which was on the table in front of Gabriel.
"I could always melt you. Either way you're a dead man if you hurt Melinda." Piper said.
"And she doesn't take no mercy when Mel's involved." Wyatt said.
And daddy's got a shotgun
"I'll make it a head shot, after five bullets to the legs, and one to your cock if you make my little girl cry." Leo said.
"So Gabriel, no of us are kidding. We will hurt you bad if you have hurt our Melinda." Chris said.
"And, you haven't heard about the cousins yet. Just remember that." Wyatt said.
"Okay that's enough. You guys have made your point. Now leave him alone." Melinda said coming back into the room.
"We were just talking." Chris said.
"Yeah, and on that note. I want to make it very clear to your brothers that I would never hurt you. Or leave you, or make you cry. And if Wyatt and Chris hadn't insisted on this talk then I would of given you this sooner and in a more romantic place." Gabriel said. Gabriel got down on one knee if front of Melinda and pulled out a ring from his pocket.
"Prudence Melinda Halliwell, will you marry me?" Gabriel asked.
"Yes!" Melinda said.
Welcome to the family
Hope you have a real good life
With my little sister
Yeah she'll make a real good wife