It was a dark and stormy night and hEavy was eating a sunday at burger king and he was watching the tv and the tv was on the news and the news boy said 'braking news! mario and rposalina just brake up and the mushroom kindom is died now!' heavy was so shoked that he kicked the table and it exploded and then rosalina appeared frum the exloshun and she said 'u are very hansim heavy' heavy blushd and he peed his pants w/ nosebleed! rosalina hugged heavy and heavy kiss her back and they start they sex and heavy pulls her hair sexily as rosalina scream in arousing voice that make heavy hard than rock. 6 minutes into the sex rosalina stop and said 'wait heavy I have a confeshun' 'wat' heavy replyd in kawaii sexy voice 'im not actually rosalina. Im actually lightning mcqueen' heavy fell down and salmost fanted so lightning kissd him and then heavy got up said 'I 2 have a confeshun' lightning gasped and said 'wat' he said. 'im not actually heavy im actually lil wayne' lightning kissed little wayne and roled his tires along his arms in a hot way that made lil wayne shove his little toe into lightning mcqueens exaust pipe and that really reved up lightnings gears and he kissd llil wayne even harder so lil wayna had 2 push lightning of of him but lightning didnt pull back so he trampld lil wayne and he died! lihtning was so hart broken by lil waynes death that he cryd for 6 ours but on the 8th our lil waynes hart opened up and the real heavy appeared and lightning was so shokd and happy that he died and turnd into nazi zombie lightning mcqueen and attakd heavy bcus he was a nazi zombie so heavy ran away 2 the other end of the burger king and threw a chair at nazi zombie lightning mcqueen but it didn't do anything so heavy jumped onto nazi zombies lightning mcqueen and shouted 'I have 1 more confeshun! im actually the red spy!' he shouted as he grabds his sapper and sappd nazi zombie lightning mcqueen and nazi zombie lightbning mcqueen did that car screech thing that hapens when u brake and akselerate at the same time and nazi zomvie lightning mcqueen DIED! then rosalina brokwe thru the seeling and said 'u hav defeeted the nazi zombie lightning mcqueen and resqd the mushroom kingdum' then red spy said 'so can we have sexy sex times now' but rposalina said 'no bcus me and mario r dating agen bye' red spy fell 2 his nees and cryd 4 11 ours and died frum sadnes.
THE END.