Courting Lady Death
Lord Thanos, almighty emperor, currently and forever courting Lady Death, had just finished a particular satisfying massacre, when the thin, sickly looking man appeared.
"You are upsetting the natural order", he said disapprovingly.
"I dislike that."
Feeling uncharacteristically merciful, Thanos decided to grant the creature with a respond, before annihilating it.
"I am courting Lady Death. I have gifted her with countless lives and I shall continue to do so, until she will grace me with her attention."
"You have it. I am Death. You are upsetting the natural order."
Thanos starred.
Thanos gaped.
Thanos stuttered and blushed dark purple.
Then he overcame his stupor and got angry…
Death calmly cleaned his scythe.
"Foolish creature. Should have tried fast food…"