Invisible Fun
Invisible Jack had been following Sam around all day. She couldn't see him, he wasn't talking to her, but she knew he was there. She could feel him. Literally, when he'd give her butt a grab as she was walking down the corridor. Of course, Teal'c had been passing her in the hall when she jumped, spun around yelling "Colonel!" at seemingly thin air. He had lifted his eyebrow, gave her a grin and a nod while she blushed furiously.
Jack had been playing boyish tricks on her for hours. She was getting exasperated because she really didn't have any control; he could do what he wanted and he was teasing her just because he could. She'd never admit it, but it was also a little fun knowing that she was the object of his attention; she grinned every time she thought about it, hoping Jack didn't catch it.
Sam was busy in her lab when she felt hands suddenly, softly, threading through her hair from behind. She closed her eyes as she leaned back into it, and was so turned on she almost fell out of her chair. "Oh wow," she thought, "this is just so wrong!"
"Sir!" she exclaimed, "Stop acting like a jackass…no pun intended!" She heard a low chuckle which was the most she'd heard from him all day…then she was alone again. "Oh man, pull yourself together Carter." she mumbled to herself. "Just don't let him get to you." she sighed, grinning. "Yeah…fat chance."
The end of the day finally came without another 'Jack' incident and Sam headed for the shower. She walked into the locker room slowly, trying to sense Jack's presence, but he didn't seem to be in the vicinity.
"Thank God." she thought. "Let's just get this over with and go home." She undressed quickly and stepped into the shower, all the while keeping her Jack Radar at full power. She peeked out a few times, asking the empty room, "Sir? Are you there?" Nothing.
Suddenly, the skin all over her body tingled and she knew he had come into the room. She saw the shower curtain move aside and she blushed from head to toe. "Colonel! Get out!" she whispered loudly.
Just then she heard Janet ask "Sam?. You ok?"
"Crap!" Sam thought. "Ummmm…yeah, everything's fine!" She could feel Jack so close to her naked body she thought she might pass out.
"I wonder where Colonel O'Neill's been hiding all day." Janet said as she gathered her things, preparing to leave.
Sam bit her lower lip and tried desperately to keep her voice calm. "Yeah, I don't know. I'm sure he's around here somewhere." She knew Jack was grinning like an idiot at those words. "Bye Janet!" she called out as Janet left for home.
Sam finally gave in, and grinning slyly said, "Fine Sir. Make yourself useful." She handed the soap out to Jack who chuckled as he took it, and proceeded to make this the best shower of Sam's life.