Authors Note (Sorry if I'm not doing this right) I do NOT own any of the characters in this story (Except for the few OOCS I will probably make in the future.)

Only most of the story line is mine ( I might use a little from the show).

This is my first fic so please enjoy!

My Unbelievable Life

Chapter_1

This was it. Tonight was the last straw, she was tired of finding him hiding under her bed and waking up to him staring at her as she slept. You know things like that. He'd snuck into the house 5 times already…and it was Tuesday. It was getting really old. She'd filed for a restraining order several times, and even when she finally got it, it didn't matter, because a piece of paper couldn't do anything to you when you could outrun some ones new chevalier, her brother (also a new chevalier), the police and their bullets.

Security system? They had they the best they could find. They even had motion sensing had cameras and motion sensing lights set up all around the outside of their house. But somehow managed to get in without triggering the alarm.

Electric fence? He had somehow found a way to get over it without getting shocked or hurt even after they added the barbed wire.

Guard dog? They'd even gotten a few Dobermans. Did it work? No. Why? Because he brought a female dog in heat with him and threw it in the yard while he ran for the window.(He did the same thing with the human guards only he'd gotten a hot girl instead.)

Extra Expensive Unpickable Locks? Not so unpickable. And when they had gotten even better locks? He had broken the door…without setting off the alarms. They really needed to get rid of that piece of crap.

Guns? What the HELL did I just tell you people about the FREAKIN' BULLETS? Dumb asses. Sheesh!

Their house looked like some sort of small fortress, all this stuff was getting expensive, nothing was working, and it was hard as hell to get that crazy psycho bastard out of the house! Anyways, they needed to find a solution, fast.

I mean this shit was getting creepy! Not that it wasn't already creepy. Cause it was! But recently he had started taking things, not valuable thing, weird things, like her toothbrush. And every time she set down food she had been eating, something she'd been drinking it would just magically Frickin' disappear!

So Saya was hungry, tired, scared, and pissed when she opened her eyes and saw KARL looking right at her! She would have fucking mauled his ass if she hadn't remembered that he liked any and all forms of physical contact she gave him, so she really just be encouraging him. "KARL! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!" Saya yelled loud enough to wake the other occupants of the house, alert the guard dogs (who started howling), make one of the neighbors scream, "What the hell is going on over there?" and beat on the wall, "It's 3:18! Shut up! I have to deal with crap almost every night and I am SERIOUSLY FREAKIN' TIRED OF IT!"

"You just got up, how do you know exactly what time it is?" Saya raged out the now open window that Karl had probably just come through." I happen to have a wall clock near my bed!"

"But how can you see it in the dark?"

"It glows!"

"Cool! Where'd you get it?"

" Wal-Mart! For only 5.98! They also come in many different colors, and if you buy one in the next half hour, you'll get another one free! You can also find them at your local grocery store, gas station, and many more places!"

"WOW! That sounds great! I think I'll get one ! Thanks!"

No problem! Now shut the hell up so I can go to sleep dammit!" Saya and the neighbor finished their conversation after yelling and sounding like an infomercial, all the while causing even more complaints But since this was a normal occurrence, the neighbors weren't too freaked out, just mad.

"Okay, sorry about that, but you still gotta go." she said calmer now.

"But Saya! You are my reason for living! How could I possibly stay away?" Karl asked both looking and sounding appalled. At that moment her two "special" chevaliers finally burst into the room. "Saya!" They both said simultaneously. "Stop copying me you stupid little brat!" Her new tall, red haired chevalier said loud enough to make the dogs start howling again, to her other one, and also little brother Riku, who started to mumble angrily to himself that he was just as concerned about what was happening as the sea-foam green eyed youth (who was currently scowling at him for all he was worth) that he wasn't copying him, and that he had just as much right to say her name as he did, and as if to prove this he started to say," SAYA!, SAYA!, SAYA!" repeatedly as loud as he could.

"Be Quiet! And what took you so long?" Saya said irritably.

"Do you KNOW how many locks you have on your door?" Riku asked sarcastically.

"Well then why didn't you just break down the door?"

Riku took a deep breath before slowly replying," Incase you haven't yet noticed, your door and walls were reinforced with steel or some crap to keep HIM out." as he jerked a thumb in Karls direction," And we're new at this, why don't YOU try breaking through steel, HUH?"

"Even if you couldn't break through, couldn't he have used his sand to teleport here, or open the locks form the inside? Or is that gourd thing on your back just some kind of retarded looking ornament?"

"WE…ARE…NEW! I keep accidentally teleporting into random peoples bathtubs…with them still in it! And a few tries ago the fat guy around the street almost had a heart attack, so he now bathes with a gun, and I AM NOT taking any chances on getting shot or seeing him again! And for YOUR information, my gourd makes me look hot." (If you haven't already figured out this is a crossover, HELL YEAH it is! The best one ever too!) Gaara said ending the sentence calmly.

"Listen just get his crazy ass out of-"

"No, YOU LISTEN! You have no idea how long it took to type in all of the codes to get past every lock and movement sensing gun! I still don't understand why we even have those things when they only hurt us! And you could at the very least you could do is show us a little appreciation for running all the way up here and going through all of that for you!" Gaara threw at her, Riku nodding the whole time. "Well?" He said expectantly. "What is wrong with these idiots?" Poor Saya though exasperatedly, but since Karl wasn't really much of a threat, it didn't seem like they were going to move until she said something. "Thank you for coming to help me." She huffed heatedly.

"Now, was that so hard? Every once in while we just need to know that you appreciate how much we do-"was all Riku could get out before being cut off again.

"GET HIM OUT NOW!"

"FINE!" The two (almost) normal not stalkerish chevaliers said as they prepared to charge the intruder, who surprisingly had been standing there quietly, and grinning like an idiot. Karl loved it here with these people! He could never have this much fun with Diva and her other chevaliers, he felt so happy and alive with them! They were always talking, yelling, or doing something funny or fun. And Saya was his SOUL MATE, he just knew it! There was no way he'd stay away for long. And that was exactly what he said…before they came at him with a heavy wooden chair and stereo system.

Okay, thanks for reading and please leave me some reviews and advice. Remember this is my first fanfic so please be nice! Please tell me if there are any spelling mistakes or misspelled names ( I didn't get a chance to look them up) but I can always fix them. If anybody likes it, I'll be happy to continue this story. Sorry its kind of short (I don't really know how to end a chapter so it kind of just broke off ).

THANKS AGAIN! D