Ori: Hello, just randomly came up with this a few minutes ago :) Be warned: I've never liked Sasuke, never will. Long story short, this ain't for Sasuke lovers.
That said, ENJOY!
PS. This recipe DOESN'T taste good! :D
Recipes: How to Make Sasuke
Take one cup of betrayal
Three tablespoons of disbelief
And five millilitres of prolonged depression
Let it sit brooding for an x amount of time
While carefully sprinkling attempted friendship,
You should now have a mentally unstable boy
Now take said 'boy' and add artificial 'power' sweeteners to it
If it ruins the colouring, try to add one tablespoon of sugar suppressors,
Or attempt to salvage the scraps of humanity it has left,
Should this not work, it'd be best to throw it away…
Or feed it to the snake.
The End :)