Neon Genesis Evangelion as well as all Characters affiliated with the IP are copyrighted. I own nothing, not even the machine I'm typing this on.
To make it clear: This is a parody and is not intended to be taken serious. Mucho of it my mind produced and some parts are inspired by (and blatantly ripped off) various sources. The main inspiration was Neon Exodus Evangelion by Benjamin D. Hutchins. Look it up, it's a good read as well as the spiritual father of Shinji 40K.
Inbetween Cuts - 01
(OUTSIDE, DAY)
The sky is a light blue, small clouds fling whimsical shadows on the landscape below. Faintly swinging hills are covered with small trees.
EVA-01 is lying with its back on a slow rise, its purple-green paint job glinting in the sunlight. Its right arm is supporting its head while the left relaxes on its stomach. The right leg is stretched out with the left slightly propped up.
The EVA is quite obviously asleep.
The camera is zooming in on some movement on the angled leg.
A figure of human proportions clad in red-blue clothes sneaks with spiderlike agility along the knee going for the upper thigh.
Camera zooms out.
In a merely subconscious move the left arm of EVA-01 sweeps Spiderman of of its thigh, a faintly audible growl escaping its throat.
(CUT, BLACK SCREEN)
(WHITE FONT ON BLACK SCREEN)
THIS IS EVANGELION