Bake the Cake of Life
Chapter one
Seto Kaiba and Yugi were in the kitchen of a fine mansion. The shorter of the two was searching through the cupboard for confectionary sugar while Seto was pouring cake batter into a pan. While scraping the last bit of batter out with his purple spatula, Seto lazily let out a burp, clearing his though afterwards. Yugi stared at him, while Seto blankly said, "Let's just pretend it never happened."
Yugi shook his head while scoffing. He returned to his search. After removing many food-items from the cupboard, Yugi's eyes finally met with the powdered bliss he was looking for. It was time to make the frosting.
"What's the first thing I add to the frosting mix?" He inquired, looking to Seto, who was staring into a corner. Yugi wondered what it was his rival was doing, but shrugged it off.
"Buchaya ka by wooma?" Seto said, while speaking some unknown Star Wars language.
"Seto, you know I never understand what you're saying when you talk like that!" Yugi snapped.
Seto spun around to face Yugi, his eyes looking a bit droopy as he told the short guy, "I know nothing."
"A statement I can't seem to argue with," Yugi told him.