(A/N-So..this probably won't make any sense to anyone who reads it but i was bored so I decided to write something really quick...Ed E. is the one in Italics and Cullen is the one In bold and at the end the one in normal text is me.. Oh and anyone who likes Edward Cullen and reads this I apologize in advance ^.^)
Elric meets Cullen
"So...your name is Edward..."
"As is yours..."
"Yeah..."
"I have a question for you."
"What?"
"Uh...Why are you well so short?"
"E-excuse...me..."
"Well...you seem to be well...half my size...hmm actually nevermind...that would explain why you have half as many fans..."
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT ALL HIS FANS ARE HALFSIZED!"
"Um...I said nothing of that sort...your not very...intelligent art you..."
"Y-you BASTARD! I'll give you intelligent!"
"Sorry...but whatever that was you were trying to hit me with...I'm way to fast for you."
"Too Fast...Fucking...Bastard...what in the hell are you..."
"It's better for you if you didn't know..."
"W-wait...are...you...a Homunculus!...I thought...you all were g-gone!"
"Homunculus? I've never heard of such a thing."
"Then damnit! Tell me what you are! Or else!"
"Fine. If you must know...It's better if I show you...come into the sun with me..."
"Uh..."
"Now...Do you see...I am a monster...I told you...this wasn't something you should see...Bella is the only one...who could ever understand..."
"Uh...so..what...did you use a type of alchemy or something to make your skin shiny...it's really not that impressive...and your kind of hurting my eyes..."
"NO! DON'T YOU SEE I'M A MONSTER! BELLA? TELL HIM! I KNOW YOUR THE ONLY ONE WHO COULD UNDERSTAND ME! I'LL ALWAYS PRO-"
"Huh? Oh this...yeah It's called automail..I lost my arm and leg whe I was a kid...so well I've made it work for me...What...Oh? Yeah I guess you could say it keeps me in shape. Oh...Cullen your done? Sorry this girl was just sitting hereand started asking me questions...seriously man your starting to hurt my eyes."
"B-Bella? What are you doing with him! Come over here I need to protect you although I'm a monster! Look the way my skin reflects the light! I'm EVIL! Bella!"
"Huh? Oh you want to go get something to eat? Sure...I am getting hungry...what oh you say that the guy you were with before had personal space issues? I see that can get annoying? WHAT? And he didn't like dogs? Wow...My man loves dogs...I am so sorry...you guy sounds like a bastard..."
"Bella! Damnit Elric come back! She's mine!"
"What Cullen? Sorry Bella said she needs to get away from this guy she was with earlier.."
"What the hell? I just lost my girl to a kid whose half my height! And come one I am a fucking vampire!"
Yeah..well sorry Cullen but girls prefer tanned sexy short blonds over tall pale vampires.
"What! Who said that!"
Uh...Stupid the one whose writing this...
" Okiraka! What are you saying! I fucking sparkle in the sunlight! Women should love me!"
Uh...Ed sparkles too...but that's just because of his automail...and well...no offense...your kind of freaky looking...
"F-freaky looking? I am a VAMPIRE! I'm fucking hot!"
Uh..No..your not...now go melt in the sun like a normal vampire should...I have a certain blonde I need to go...talk too *teehee*