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A Kitsune in the Forest

by: delusionsdreamer/saucywench20

Drabble 1: Trouble

Yamato knew the moment that he set eyes on the Uzumaki boy, he was in trouble with a capital T.

For one thing, the kid was too beautiful. Big blue eyes, gold blonde hair, tanned skin, sweet smiles, the whole gorgeous package.

Not to mention that the boy had the most spankable ass to ever grace the universe…not that Yamato had any firsthand knowledge of this.

Nope, no siree.

There was no way that he, Yamato, a respectable and powerful member of ANBU gifted with the Shodai's Mokuton abilities would stoop so low as to use those techniques to spank a blonde kitsune.

So what if a random tree branch here and there happened to graze or briefly slap certain parts of the blonde's anatomy?

It proved nothing!

Because if Tsunade-hime somehow discovered that one of her most revered ANBU was molesting someone she loved like her brother with her dead grandfather's techniques…blood would surely stain the streets of Konoha.

Not that there was anything to worry about because such things didn't happen.

Because Yamato was a fully grown adult in full control of his faculties and was not one to be swayed by temptation.

"Yamato-taicho!!"

Yamato turned and had to fight to retain composure, although if one were to notice his eye twitching; they'd know that all was not right.

Before him stood a wet, nearly nude Naruto panting and flushed. The only covering on his young nubile body was a towel.

A really short towel.

Inner Yamato was salivating.

"Yes, Naruto-kun?" Yamato was relieved that his voice didn't reveal his tension.

Naruto looked at him, blue eyes big and lips in a pout, pulling himself flush against Yamato, whose Inner self was screaming for some Mokuton bondage.

"You've got to hide me! Sai won't stop peeping on me and just now the pervert tried to grope me at the onsen!"

Yamato wasn't listening at all, Inner Yamato had taken over.

"You could hide out at my place."

Naruto looked up at him, "Really?"

The ANBU nodded, trying to appear the Good Samaritan.

"Thanks!!! I really owe you for this."

Inner Yamato chuckled to himself.

"Oh I'm sure you'll repay me somehow."

Naruto looked at the man, more than a little freaked out at the cryptic voice of his taicho.

"What?"

Yamato blinked, oops that was meant to stay inside. He cleared his throat, "I said, don't worry about it."

Naruto nodded deciding to trust the man and took his hand.

"Let's get going."

Yamato led the way to his apartment, all the while fighting a salacious smirk.

After all, there was no need to scare little Naruto before they got home.