A/N I'm sorry, ever so sorry that I stole VCAndrew's lovely name Cutler … but I thought it fit so-o-o-o well that I couldn't resist, another thing, this story is horribly demented, but y'all love that don't you?
Disclaimer: No one belongs to me only Mary Sue Cutler ['drum roll please' some sleazy talk show host says] the evil gorgeous preppy genius witch cheerleader from hell!!!
Evil Torturous
Things! Yippee!
Draco simply couldn't help himself, when he saw the title he had to read it …
Hello my screen name is Pink Sparkly Cheeleading
Princess, and I want to write a HP fic, that is truly original, containing a
gorgous new girl, anyone whos interested please come!!
"What is with these names?" Draco muttered, eying the "accept" and "deny" buttons that fan fictions gave characters in books. Draco sighed, okay he wearily moved his mouse to accept, hey it might be fun … but oh was he wrong!
His bum hit the ground hard, he looked around everything was fluffy and pink and there were lots of books and stories scattered about words flashed on a broken looking television set occasionally, just then about seven more bodies thumped to the ground … ergh Harry Potter, Ginny Weasly, Hermione Granger, Snape, Dumbledore, and Ron Weasly
A short brunette came in smiling evilly at the eight characters, there was a girl standing beside her who pretty much fit the description it Pink Sparkly Cheerleading Princess's story.
"Hello all, this is Mary Sue, Harry, Draco, Ron y'all are in love with her, okay?" the brunette girl said (all three of them groaned.) The girl snapped her fingers and about three costume racks rolled in, "Draco, since I hate you so much, you will wear this!" the girl said waving a t-shirt that said "Harry Potter is my hero!!!!!!!!!!!" and muggle jeans in Draco's face.
The rest of then sniggered, as Draco's face turned many colors, first green then purple, then white "No, please anything!" Draco begged.
"Well there is another choice, but it isn't pleasant …" the girl said, suddenly the television flashed on and on it Dudly, Crabbe, and Goyle were modeling pink string bikinis in a miss America contest.
"…you can join them!" she said with another evil smile, then she went up to Ginny, you will wear this she said showing her black leather pants and a remarkably ugly sequined halter top. Then before Ginny could protest, everyone disappeared and they were suddenly (Draco and Ginny) on a stage with microphones sitting before them.
Without warning Ginny began to dance like one of those disgusting American pop-stars and sang "If you only loved me, the way I can love you …" surprisingly Draco was dancing too.
Words began to flow out of his mouth "If I only you knew I could love you too,"
"Then we can be together, forever!" they both corused.
"I do really love you the way you are," Ginny continued.
"If only … only you knew," Draco crooned, he was beginning to feel nauseous, but couldn't do anything about it since he was unable to control the words flowing from his mouth or the way he danced. They continued the song, and and audience roared and clapped.
Suddenly the brunette girl's face appeared looking like the wizard from the wizard of oz
"Had enough?????" she yelled.
Draco and Ginny nodded (please, please let it be over thy both thought)
"I think not! Mwhahahahahaha!!!" the girl screamed wickedly, leaving them wondering when it would end …
A/N More later!!!! Keep watching this horribly demented story!!!!!!!!