Danger. Danger Will Robinson. Ooc Skulduggery Pleasant, miss spelled words, and the sleep deprived, plotless ramblings of a crazed fan girl.

Invisible cyber pie to anyone who gets the Dresden Files reference!


It was three O'clock in the morning when Valkyrie's phone started ringing. She had been enjoying a rare night at home in her own bed and moving to ancer a phone did not fit into her plans. Maybe if I leave it alone they'll give up...the phone kept ringing. Valkyrie picked the phone up and pressed the green button. "Hello?"

"SHE'S HURT!"

Valkyrie sat up. She had never heard Skulduggery like this before." Who's hurt!?"

"We were just crusing along, then that bastered came out of no where-"

"Tanith!?"

"and crashed into us, there-"

"China!?"

"was nothing I could do!"

"Skulduggery, WHO IS HURT!?"

"THE BENTLEY!"

"...Skulduggery, are you ingered?

"No."

"Was there any one with you?"

"No..."

"Will we have to drive around in a obnoxious colored car?"

*sniff* "Probably."

Valkyrie sighed, well two out of three ain't bad.

"Skulduggery, its 3 in the mourning."

"But the Bentley-"

"Will be fine. You must know someone that could fix it?"

"Mike might be able to do something..."

"See! Everything is going to be fine!" Valkiry chirped. Skulduggery sounded much calmer now, which meant she could go back to sleep soon.

"I guess your right." Skulduggery did not sound convinced, but she didn't care all that much at the moment. Valkyrie just wanted to go back to sleep.

After a few more comforting words and a final good night (mourning) Valkarie finally managed to get of the phone. Snuggling back into bed Valkiry closed her ey-

Alice started crying.

-es. Valkiry sighed once more. The sun would be up in in another three hours anyway, she might as well get up.