Secret Agent Hottiepants
~Chapter 1~
"What did I say- she's hot, right?" Natsu expressed the word 'hot' in the other end of the line as I watched the girl pick some groceries at the supermarket.
"That- is her?" I scoffed as I watched the girl from distance.
"Yeah whatever- so plan sticks to the way we planned… You're on- Secret Agent Hottie." Natsu said in the other end of the line.
I sighed. Here goes nothing then… I grabbed a trolley and pushed it.
Oh hello, name's Sting Eucliffe by the way… I'm some kind of a secret spy. Why'd I choose this kind of work? Well- runs around in the family I should say… But my code name is Secret Agent Hottiepants.
Why? 'Cause I know I'm hot, handsome and all but not to brag or anything… Okay I'm bragging…
Wanna know why people like being a spy? Cool gadgets, wear cool clothes, and anything that involves the word 'cool'…
Well I don't buy any of those pieces of crap.
I just became a spy eventhough I always had my lifelong dream of becoming a famous surfer…
Being a spy- no one knows you… you need to use code words for your name and other blah, blah, blah's that I need to keep myself hidden- not being able to boast of what's my name...
I'm on a mission with my dumbass partner, Natsu Dragneel to capture a "Girl Spy" which Natsu says she's very hot… I'm probably hot-ter… Well- I would like to see her
We'll see about that- shall we?
I walked to the blonde girl who was holding a zucchini with a confused look on her face.
I put some cabbages in my trolley while the girl is still looking at the zucchini.
"That's a zucchini. Tastes like apple." I tried to make a conversation and continued putting some cabbages in my trolley.
She turned to look at me and smiled.
Wow- that dumbass was damn right. She was hot.
"It's hard to know some kinds of vegetables here in Fiore… Kinda difficult…" she smiled again.
OMG- I think I'm gonna melt…
"Uh- yeah… How long you've been in Fiore?" I continued putting cabbages in my trolley.
"Um- almost ten years…"
"Oh, I see…"
She looked at me amazed.
"Wow- you sure do like cabbages, huh?" she chuckled slightly.
"What? I'm hungry…" I chuckled a bit but in the inside I felt like kicking myself.
She continued giggling.
"Well- I gotta go now…" I gave her my signature smirks.
"Bah-bye…" she waved.
Okay- now time for the plan.
I pushed my trolley and walked just near an aisle.
"Agent Fire Dragon you're up." I said in the phone.
"Go it." He said in the other end.
I peeped in the groceries and looked at Natsu and the blonde girl.
I turned the volume of my new released super-cool gadget which they called "The Volumerator" it allows you to hear anything from distance.
"Hey, Babe. You seem to be lonely…" Natsu smirked at the blonde girl.
"Um- I- I-" she stammered.
Here's my chance to pop in.
"Actually, she's with me." I smiled and wrapped an arm around her waist.
She decided to play along.
"Um yeah- I'm with him… Uh- hey honey…" She smiled and wrapped an arm around my waist.
"Hey, babe. So, is he bothering you?" I looked at Natsu.
"No, bro- everything's just fine…" he smirked and ran away.
"Oh, I'm so sorry…" she let go off my waist.
"Nah, its okay… Just some way to get rid of those jerks… And- to save my 'unknown' girl friend…" I smirked.
"Oh- name's Lucy Heartfilia…" she smiled and held out her hand.
"Um- err- Paul Alexander?" I chuckled nervously and shook her hand.
"Nice to meet you…" she smiled.
"Want me to walk you home? That jerk would probably pester you any minute now…" I smiled.
"Thank you…" she smiled warmly and head to the counter.
What is it with this girl? And why does my heart felts this way?!
"Where's your cabbages?" she asked curiously.
"Um- I decided not to eat- cabbages… So I- um… put them back…" I chuckled nervously scratching the back of my head.
Why am I laughing?
"Alright- this is all the stuffs I need!" Lucy smiled carrying the groceries.
"Lemme help you with that." I took some of the shopping bags.
"Thanks!" she smiled and continued walking.
I drove in front of her hotel talking and laughing.
"So- lunch at my place tomorrow? It's my treat! And just some way to repay my friend!" she cheered as she got off my car with her groceries.
"Sure! Lunch would be nice!" I smiled and winked at her.
I didn't know why I just did that.
"Thank you! Goodbye!" she waved.
"Oh- and one more thing- here's my number. See ya tomorrow, friend!" she handed me a piece of card.
"Yeah- thanks… Tomorrow then…" I smiled back putting the card into my wallet.
"Bye Stingy Bee!" she waved again.
I just smirked as I entered my car.
What a talkative, hyperactive yet fun girl…
Suddenly Natsu popped out of the back passenger seat almost making me pee in my pants.
"What the fuck are you doing in there- Natsu?! You fucking scared me to death!" I shouted keeping my eyes on the road.
"Nah, just making sure you're not gonna fell in love with the girl we're saving…" Natsu smirked and leaned in forward.
Okay- this had me in a little shock. 'Cause every time that Blondie is around- I wonder why my heart melts…
"Why would I?!" I shouted in guilt.
"You're just so bad at lying, Agent Sting… You know the rules…" Natsu smirked.
"I never did like her!" I almost shouted.
What am I even saying? I know Natsu's right about the rules and all… And could I possibly ell for her like what Natsu says? I just met her and I already knew so much about her…
I hate it when my dumbass partner is right and I'm less right.
Lucy Heartfilia… The name of the girl I'm saving…
Hello guys! Here's another story of mine hope ya like it! And sorry for the wrong grammars and all! Good night and happy dreams!