One day I was walking home from school and thinking about LoZ. It's my favorite game.
I knew my mom and dad were gonna yell at me when I got home so I didn't want to go home.
"SAPPHIRE! WATCH OUT!" my best friend Sarah called.
"HONK HONK" a school bus said. BAM! Everything went black.
I was falling...
When I woke up, someone was shaking me.
"Hello?"
My eyes flickered open and I saw the most beautiful face, kind of like Bieber but before he got arrested.
"Are you okay?" he asked.
"I- I don't know," I answered. My voice sounded different. Weird, right?
"Where are you from?"
"Portland, Oregon."
He was confused. "What did you call me?"
I roll my eyes. "Never mind. Where am I?"
"You're in Hyrule. My name is Link."
"WHAT?!" I exclaim.
"Well anyway it was nice meeting you." Link stands up to walk down the dry rocky hill.
"We should stay in touch!" I call hopefully.
"Yeah," Link answers, "sounds cool." He starts walking away, stops, and turns around to give me a funny look. "You know, you're the first Goron I've met since I left the Fire Temple."
What...?
Oh.
Oh, no.