Modern ninjas goes on vacation
~ Car trip ~
"Ew"- sight Shikamaru. It was on top of a rented automobile, watching the stars. To his side, it was Chouji, eating chips. To the side of the automobile they were 4 bags, full of clothes and bathroom stuff. It was also a tray of shougi and three huge bags field with chips. They were 15 shinobis that were going on vacation, too the one house that Shikamaru had rented, as with the automobile. ---"How troublesome"- thought shikamaru.
It was Chouji to finish his chip, when he listen somebody arriving. Sakura loaded what it seems like 3 huge trip luggages, while went to push a sleepy Naruto, that dragged two bags full with ramen and clothes. Behind it came Sai, only with a bag and his drawing book, with Ino, that had go to her house to pick up her 7 trip bags , together full of unuseless things.
-"Its still are 4 and half of the morning, we have that to leave already?" - ask Naruto.
Not yet he had finished his phrase, when it arrived Lee and TenTen. Behind it went Kiba , wolding in the arms a sleepy Akamaru, and Shino. More behind, it went Neji and Hinata, together with Hanabi.
-"Why can´t I go?" - ask Hanabi
-"B-Because it is an genins and chunnis trip. You aren´t old enough"- sayed Hinata
-"Main branch"- thought Neji.
Now it has about 17 bags, counting with Ino´s trash and Chouji´s chips.
- "Ino, what the hell did you brought?" - sweat-dropped Chouji, when he saw the bags
- "Nothing special, only the essential" – Answered Ino .
- "Wait" - Said Kiba- "You said that it was 15 people too go, but it only are here 12."
5 minutes later, they heard 3 people.
They were Temari, Gaara and kankuro. Temari brought 3 bags and her fan. Behind, Gaara brought his gourd, and 2 bags. Kankuro brought 2 bags, together with frightful parts of puppets, everything inside of one wagon.
- "Wait" - said Naruto- "I lives tree blocks away and I was waked up by Sakura, and you guys live in Sunagakure, and had arrived here in time."
-"Its called no sleeping, pretty face"- said Temari-
After having loaded the bags (that in the end were 24) everyone was inside the car and going to the vacantion house. It was a 5 hours trip. Gaara sat down and started to play " Call of duty" in his PSP. Ironically, to be a cold blood murder that was feared as the Shukaku itself, gave him a great advantage in games. Nobody ever made or ill made a challenge to the feared " sexysandmanteddybear23". Sai started to drawing something in his notebook. Naruto had fell asleep with the face threaded in a goblet of ramen. Ino and Sakura were arguing on Sasuke, as always. Hinata was seeing Naruto sleep in a strange way. Chouji was in the passenger driving seat trying to clean crumbs of chips before Shikamaru saw then. Neji was brushing his hair. The remaining portion of the people was playing cards. Shikamaru pulled the curtain that separated him and Chouji of the remaining portion of the gang, and turn the radio in the max.
- "Eyoh, shinobis, you´re listening to NinFM, the biggest nin radio ever. Ok, you knows the rules, just phone asking for a record here that we play it. Ok now in line we have Maito Guy, from Konoha, Guy:"
- "Guy?" - said Shikamaru
- "OMG, I can´t belive I was able of being in the show OMG…"
- "Good morning, Guy-kun, how are you?"
- "I´m feeling youthfully youthfull."
- "Ok, are you alone?"
- "No, i´m it my beautiful partners, Kakashi, Asuma and Kurenai, all Jounin like me"
By now, everyone in the car were listening. In the ramen shop, Kakashi just dropped his " Icha Icha Paradise" , almost fast as Asuma almost choke in his cigarette. By now, Kurenai said that she needed doing "woman stuff" and had run way.
- "What's the record, Guy-kun?"
- " Kung fu fighting"
- "Wanna dedicate it you somebody?"
- "Yes my beautiful, beautiful students, Neji, TenTen, and specially Lee, You know I love you, Lee" - cried Guy
- "I love you too, Guy- sensei"- said Lee, also in tears
-"Your sensei his gay!"- Said Kiba
-"Cool!" – said Sai, excited
Tenten had turn blue and Neji looked himself in the bathroom.
After about 3 hours of trip, everyone was crazy. Neji was still locked in the bathroom. Tenten was less blue than before. Sai and Ino wanted to play strip poker. Hinata was passed out after Naruto saying " You want to see my boxers" e Kankuro start panic for absolutely no reason. Shikamaru decided to stop in a power station.
Except for Neji, who was still locked on the bathroom, Hinata, who passed out, everyone, was outside the van. The girls entry into the girls bathroom, and the boys to the boys bathroom. The rest of the men in the bathroom looked at they.
-"Yeah, orgy"-yelled Sai
After they locked Sai in a cubicle, they walk in too the filthy urinals.
-"Okay, no one look down, okay?"- said Shikamaru
~After a while~
Naruto, who was next to Gaara, start to get his eyes down
-"What are you doing?"-asked Gaara
-"Well, you have so many fangirls, and they say your wonderful and manly, that I thought…"
-"One more movement, and I kill you."
~Seconds later~
-"Old Godzilla was jumping around, Tóquio city like a big playground, when suddently Batman come from the shade and it Godzilla with a bat-granade. Godzilla got piss and began to attack, …"
-"Shut up, Kankuro"- said Gaara.
After they´re akward trip to the bathroom, everybody sit in the car. Chouji was buying candies. Shikamaru was feeling the car with oil.
-"Oy, is everyone ready?"-asked Shikamaru
-"Ready"-yelled everyone
-"Okay, were we go"
And they they're goon, without noticing that the hose was still woked up it the car
~ home, sweet home... ~
-"We arrived" - said Shikamaru, after they arrived to the vacation home after a stressful 5 hour trip.
The House had 3 parts:
1 - The entry, formed by a hallway, with a closet, a living room and a kitchen
2 - The Room area, which gave too the living room
3 - A Garden.
After stowed things, the 15 shinobis decided to go around the area. The three sand siblings were using shirts with the symbol of they're village. Neji, Hinata, Kiba, chouji, ino and Shikamaru were using t-shirts with the symbol of their respective clans. Naruto had a shirt with the symbol of Konoha. Tenten used a shirt saying "gun - a- maniac" that Neji gave her, together with the book "how to talk gangsta in 25 lessons". Sakura had a pink shirt and Lee a shirt saying "i heart Guy - Sensei". Sai had a dark blue t-shirt that said "sex - appeal". None of them took they're forehead protector, because they did not want to cause a show.
It was a small village in the middle of nothing, formed by three huge houses, one that Shikamaru had rented, for the richest tourists pass the holidays, and some homes, queued, with some stores. There was a small health centre and a school that had about 15 students who lived in that village. At that time, one of the houses was closed and the salesman had told too Shikamaru that there was a family that was going on holiday to the 3rd home, the most beautiful (and expensive) House of the third. Everyone had saved money for the holidays, who the cost spread over 15 people was not a lot of money.
But the people who lived were poor. It were around 10 families, most of grandparents and grandchildren, who they're parents had gone to the large villages looking for better opportunities, and had left their children with they're grandparents. All men were farmers, who meted at night in the village Tavern, and women take care of the animals, children and home. All this sexism leaves the girls in the group sick.
~ Meanwhile, in Konoha ~
-"Are you sure that this is a good idea, Guy?" - said Asuma, with his cigarette in the corner of mouth.
- "Of curse I think!"-said Guy, when he sit down in the drivers seat
- "I agree with Guy" -said Kakashi, without lifting the eyes of its questionable reading material- they are it they´re hormones jumping around on they´re bodies, God knows what they will do.
Booth Kurenai and asuma sweat - dropped
- "HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"– said Guy, highlighting the accelerator, without remembers the car was not turn out or had gas
Everyone sweat - dropped